For this judge, the job is apparently not all about banging away on a gavel and doling out some justice. Although she has only been charged, it’s not looking good. As reported by lancasteronline.com: A Lancaster city district judge has been removed from the bench after she was charged Monday…
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PEOPLE! CHILL OUT!
This is an example of a ridiculously over-the-top reaction to a totally harmless “event.” As reported by wdam.com: Bond has been set for a JCJC student who was arrested for a hand written note claiming there was a bomb on campus. Sounds serious, right? Nope, as you’ll see below. Judge Billie…
You Did NOT Pull A Gun On That Man Over A Dish!
How do you know when it’s time to find somewhere else to live? If your landlord starts losing it over the dishes, pack your bags! As reported by TCPalm.com: A man told Port St. Lucie police that he’s renting a room from Carraway and “all of a sudden Ricky started…
Ambulance In Your Way? So Hop In And Move It Already!
It’s 3:30 a.m. What’s the rush? That would be a good question to ask Mr. Warren Melamed. As reported by www.newschannel5.com: Mount Juliet Police say the two ambulance drivers were taking a patient out of a home on a stretcher at 3:30 Saturday morning, when they say, Melamed, attempted to…
Man Just Convicted Of Felony Walks Right Out Of The Courthouse
This man, just convicted of sexual battery and facing 20 years to life, just walks right out of the courtroom, and the courthouse? Yup. As reported by The Times-Picayune: Orleans Parish Sheriff Marlin Gusman said his office is reviewing just how a freshly convicted sex offender simply walked out of…
Violating A Protective Order In Record Time?
The Juice is not aware of any stats on the quickest violation of a protective order. If any such compendium existed, this case would have to be near the top. As reported by sonomanews.com: Deputies didn’t have to go far to arrest an individual who had violated a court order…
Four Years In Prison For Driving A Riding Mower Through Town?
Can you really get four years in prison for driving a riding mower through town? Yes, you can. As you might expect, there’s more to it than that. As reported by qconline.com: For the sixth time in his life, William “Pete” White is heading to the Illinois Department of Corrections. …
Dad Picks Wrong Woman To Be His Son’s “First”
It should go without saying that every kid ought to hear “the talk” from his parents. But a 42-year-old British dad apparently wanted to go the extra mile for his 14-year-old son – by hooking him up (sorry) with a prostitute! Alas, the woman dad approached was … a cop!…
Oh You’re Going To Give Me That Sweet And Sour Sauce
Even if you like sweet and sour sauce, ain’t no way you like it as much as this Washington State man. As reported by The Highline Times: A man entered a fast food restaurant at the 14800 block of 4th Ave. S.W. asking for some condiments. The clerk told him…
How Drunk Was He?
The Juice thinks this breathalyzer must be busted. Why? Because this dude blew way too low considering the circumstances. As reported by The Tampa Bay Times: The deputy saw sparks and smoke coming from Kevin Blazer’s Lexus just after 1 a.m. Wednesday and pulled the car over on Little Road…