Like you didn’t know it was the infamous Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Arizona. His enlightened “pink underwear” policy is at the heart of a federal lawsuit. As reported by myfoxphoenix.com: A federal court has reinstated a lawsuit against Maricopa County and Sheriff Joe Arpaio — over pink underwear.…
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14 Charges From One Incident, And You Won’t Say Why Why?
Lots of folks have lots of reasons for remaining silent when questioned by the police. But this is a new one, at least for The Juice. First, the charges, as reported by Hunterdon County Democrat (New Jersey): … eluding police and resisting arrest, which are criminal charges. He also faces…
Brothers (Age 47 & 55) STILL Can’t Play Nicely. Mom Ends Up In The Hospital.
Fellas, did you not see your old mom sitting there when you started to mix it up? The Juice is guessing this is not the first fight between these two brothers. As reported by the Beaver County Times (Pennsylvania): Police said Terry Wayne Welling, 47, was upset that a dog…
So If You Have An STD, You Can’t Get Married?
Well, at least in Nebraska, that’s what the law says. Here it is: 42-102. Minimum age; affliction with venereal disease, disqualification. At the time of the marriage the male must be of the age of seventeen years or upward, and the female of the age of seventeen years or upward.…
A Little Worried About Big Brother?
Isn’t everyone worried about being microchipped? If not by the government, then by someone else? No? Here’s a law that’s on the books in Wisconsin: 146.25 Required implanting of microchip prohibited. (1) No person may require an individual to undergo the implanting of a microchip. (2) Any person who violates sub. (1)…
Is That A TV In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad …
A tv? If you’re wondering how this is possible, so is The Juice. As reported by WCCO (Minneapolis): The officer then saw in plain view that King had a large item wrapped in plastic and stuffed down his pants. It was a 19-inch flat screen television. King also had other…
He Has A Gun! Or, Does He?
It may not be the oldest trick in the book, but it’s on the list. As reported by The Florida Times-Union (jacksonville.com): Jacksonville police are looking to find a man who attempted to rob a Gate gas station on 103rd Street Monday morning. About 3 a.m., a man with a…
Someone’s Hungry
Good things come to those who wait? So maybe that wouldn’t have been the case here, since our perp was waiting in line at the KFC/Taco Bell drive-through… Still, patience is a virtue. Impatience, at least when manifested this way, is criminal. As reported by tampabay.com: Jennifer Lynn Betterly was…
From Walking Away To Kicking A Cop In The Face?
The Juice understands that sometimes it’s hard to just walk away. This was NOT one of those times… As reported by ObserverToday.com (New York): Maria K. Sams, 18, of McDonough Street, Dunkirk was charged with second-degree harassment and littering on Feb. 11. Police responded to a fight at McDonald’s but…
Lawsuit Arising From The Firing Of A Bottle Rocket From A Guy’s …
Yeah, firing a bottle rocket out of your butt is never a good idea. And it’s even worse if it fails to launch! From the recently filed West Virginia case of Helmburg v. The Alpha Tau Omega Fraternity and Travis Hughes: Defendant Hughes was highly intoxicated … and decided in…