Sadly, Michiganders, you are now on notice of this law, though you were previously bound by it nonetheless. Here’s the law: 436.201 Drunkenness on train prohibited. No person shall while in an offensive state of intoxication enter or be on or remain upon any railway train or interurban car as…
Of course vehicles get stolen all the time. You report it to your insurance. They send you a check… This gent probably did that, but he didn’t stop there. He’s pissed! As reported by www.kens5.com (San Antonio, Texas): On March 10, Daryl McClain’s truck was stolen from his home in…
Here’s how short this woman’s tenure at her new job was: Welcome Casi! You’re under arrest. Doh! As reported by The Beacon-News: An Aurora woman has been accused of stealing a designer handbag from a resale shop in Naperville — on the day before she was to start a new…
Unlike some folks out there, The Juice is not about denigrating women. The “dog” in question is actually a dog. As reported by The Helena Independent Record: At about 11:30 p.m. [on March 1], East Helena police responded to a report of an intoxicated dog being cared for at Smith’s…
What the hell was this guy thinking? He had just been released from jail. From the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s office: A Crestview man released from the Okaloosa County Jail on a domestic violence battery charge Wednesday didn’t even make it out of the parking lot before committing crimes which put…
So the police will investigate you if your husband merely claims you are using black magic? Apparently so, at least if you live in Kuwait. As reported by the Arab Times: A Kuwaiti man has filed a complaint with the Adan Police Station accusing his ex-wife of doing black magic.…
If these allegations are true … what a great example this Florida school superintendent is setting for her students. As reported by TCPalm.com: The Florida Department of Law Enforcement is reviewing allegations that Martin County Schools Superintendent Nancy Kline cheated on a certification exam in 2009. Yikes. In a memo…
It would be misleading, though not totally false, to say this guy walked into a Florida Papa John’s and stole pizza. Here’s what happened, per wptv.com: Polk County deputies say a man walked into Papa John’s Pizza restaurant, put on a pizza costume, and then walked out of the Lakeland…
So the dude gets busted for going 105 MPH, and drives slower after that. What’s the bad news? He didn’t slow down quite enough. As reported by The Oregonian: It all began Wednesday morning when a trooper stopped a westbound car hitting 92 mph on Interstate 84, just west of…
Of course you won’t be thrown in the clink for playing golf … unless … you’re on disability. Doh! The Juice despises fraud, and hence is not at all fond of this chap. As reported by thisisnottingham.co.uk: Judge Andrew Hamilton told Robert Cave he was an utter liar and cheat…