Let’s say you are in Akron, Ohio, you’re gay, and you see someone you’re interested in, who you think is interested in you. Well, you better be sure. Why? Check out this Akron ordinance: 133.04 – Importuning … B. No person shall solicit a person of the same sex to…
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If You See This Man Near A Drive-Thru, Let Him Go Ahead Of You
Someone must have been awfully hungry to be this cranky. As reported in a news release from the Sarasota County (Florida) Sheriff’s Office: The Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office has arrested a Sarasota man for threatening another driver with a gun in the drive-thru of the McDonald’s at 3828 Bee Ridge…
Judge May Not Be A Racist, Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
You are Sheikh Khalid Ben Abdfullah Rashid Alfawaz, you’re rich, and you’re getting a divorce in an English court. During a Hearing, here are some of the judge’s comments: That the sheikh could choose “to depart on his flying carpet” to escape paying costs. That the sheikh should be available…
The Most Disgusting CVS Returns Ever?
Warning: this is truly disgusting. If you try and think of a product you could buy at CVS, and then return, that would be really, really disgusting, you would NOT think of this. As reported by the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office: Investigation revealed the individual was frequenting the CVS since March…
Free Vacations At Disney World!
Not sure how The Juice missed this recent case. Three men figured out how to get free vacations at Walt Disney World, and did so, many times, FOR YEARS! Here’s how, as reported by wftv.com: Investigators said three men outsmarted Walt Disney World security and took lavish, free vacations inside…
It’s Better If This Lady Is Not Mad At You.
Nobody likes waiting in the ER. But few people, if any, have reacted as this woman did. And it didn’t stop there. As reported by The Cleveland Plain Dealer at cleveland.com Prosecutors said in April that [37-year-old Teri] Garko sought emergency medical treatment at the hospital and became angry at…
Oh, So You’re Saying My Money’s Not Good Here?
Actually, madam, your money isn’t good anywhere in the United Kingdom. As a personal injury lawyer, but for his alter ego, this is not something The Juice would normally come across. No doubt Ms. Louise Munro would not have come across a law like the Coinage Act of 1971 either,…
You Did NOT Just Pull A Gun On Your Neighbor For That!
Sure, neighbors have their disagreements. But check this out, as reported by nj.com: An elderly man was arrested Monday night after a neighbor’s fart allegedly drove him to threaten him with a gun, police said. Daniel Collins, 72, had been involved in an ongoing dispute with the unidentified neighbor for…
Say Deputy, Aren’t You Forgetting Something?
If you have glasses, chances are you’ve misplaced them at some point. Let’s say you are a deputy, chances are, at some point … No! Chances are, this virtually NEVER happens, although it did to a New Mexico deputy, as reported by krqe.com: An off-duty Bernalillo County Sheriff’s deputy left…
Cutting In Front Of This Lady? Big Trouble.
The term “road rage” is used a lot, probably too much. But this case right here, this is definitely road rage. As reported by The Tampa Bay Times: The onslaught began when Bonnie N. Coleman, 31, was driving west on Tampa Road in Oldsmar and Therese O’Neill, 29, cut in…