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Wait, You Mean I Can’t Park Here?
Of all the places to park your car, this is among the worst choice you could make. As reported by NorthCountryNow.com (New York): A Potsdam man was arrested for driving while drugged early Saturday after state police discovered him allegedly sleeping while behind the wheel. Francis T. Green, 34, of…
It Was Time To Part Company After The First Flash
Assuming everything this woman says is true, you just have to scratch your head. As reported by www.timesonline (Beaver, Pennsylvania): The owner of a Moon Township landscaping business has been charged with exposing himself to a female passenger in his car. Moon police have charged 72-year-old Armando Zucchero of 233…
Not A Model School Bus Driver
Clearly this lady is not cut out to be a school bus driver. Why? Well, as reported by The Herald-Tribune (Sarasota, Florida) … A school bus driver has been fired for defecating on school grounds and encouraging a student to drop his pants and “moon” other students through the bus…
This Guy Has Really Been In Jail All This Time For This?
For something that is all about “freedom,” this gent has spent a lot of time in jail because of it. For what? As always, The Juice provides you with the naked truth, this time via scotsman.com. Naked rambler Stephen Gough has been arrested, just three days after he was released…
You Assaulted A Police Horse?
Who doesn’t like horses? You can start with this Nebraska lady, at least when it comes to police horses. As reported by omaha.com: Three police officers and a horse were needed to take a 20-year-old Omaha woman into custody early Sunday in the Old Market after she intervened in a…
Busted For – Literally – Throwing Money Out The Window
You know the expression “throwing money out the window?” How about “money to burn?” Well, a man in Taiwan DID BOTH, and was arrested and “charged with public endangerment and destruction of currency,” as reported by news.com.au. The man tossed the bills [$1 million Taiwan ($30,000 US)] from a taxi…
One Cool, Calm & Collected Burglar
You’ve probably never burgled before. But if you did, don’t you think you’d be a little nervous? Not this lady, as reported by wdrb.com (Louisville, Kentucky) Police say a Florence, Ky., woman was so comfortable burglarizing homes that she even stopped to take a shower during one of her crimes.…
How Drunk Was She?
Okay, so you’re boyfriend won’t let you drive his car. Good decision, since you were drunk. So then you decide to “borrow” his brother’s car. Want to guess what his brother does for a living? As reported by The Northwest Florida Daily News: A 26-year-old woman was arrested Wednesday night…
Drunk Guys WALKING Home, And Get Busted Anyway?
Where’s the love for a couple drunk fellas who, responsibly, walked home after they got lit? You’re probably wondering why they were arrested. Well, let’s just say The Juice is about to expose the reason why, as reported in The Post and Courier: After they were arrested early Monday, two…