People do the darndest things when they’re plastered. Example number 12,434, 523 comes to you from The Northwest Florida Daily News: The call [from 55-year-old Fort Walton Beach man] came in to Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office E911 system at 12:19 a.m. on June 24, according to the arrest report. He said…
Yes, incredibly, this is a real story. As reported by myfoxdetroit.com: Three Bloomfield Hills kids who refused an order by a judge to go to lunch with their father have been ordered to a juvenile detention facility. “I felt like I was watching them be executed,” said Maya Tsimhoni. The…
If you thought you could find an expert on anything, you would be wrong. As reported by HurriyetDailyNews.com: A Turkish judge has taken full responsibility in a pornography case while acquitting the investigation’s suspects after the court failed to find an “expert on artificial vaginas.” You’re probably wondering why the…
Admittedly there aren’t a lot of plausible explanations for shoplifting. Nevertheless, this one is a real doozy. As reported by The Times and Democrat (Orangeburg, South Carolina): An Orangeburg woman was charged with shoplifting at the Walmart on North Road. Walmart Loss Prevention personnel said the woman attempted to take…
You never know when you might need some cash. Some folks deal only in cash. (The Juice can think of a few …) But this much? As reported in The Brooklyn Paper’s Police Blotter (68th Precinct – Bay Ridge/Dyker Heights): A crook hit the jackpot when he lifted $18,600…
Regular readers know that The Juice scours the globe to find stories. This one comes to you from Guyana, via the Guyana Chronicle: A South Ruimveldt man was on Tuesday placed on $12,000 bail by Chief Magistrate Priya Sewarnine-Beharry for damaging his girlfriend’s sister’s phone. Erick Forde, of Lot 25…
You may think that this could not happen in the United States. You would almost certainly be right. (The “insulting words” were not disclosed.) It happened in the United Arab Emirates. As reported by 7days.ae: The Federal Supreme Court has ordered a retrial for a man convicted of swearing at…
Forget about the other circumstances surrounding this man’s detention. It must have been obvious to the officers that something was amiss when the man said he was told to leave heaven. As reported by The Times and Democrat (Orangeburg, South Carolina): A 53-year-old Cordova man was taken into custody and…
If you want to be master of your domain, do NOT live in a neighborhood governed by a homeowners association. If you choose to do so, just remember that things like this could happen to you. As reported by wsmv.com (Nashville, Tennessee): A Brentwood homeowners association is threatening to sue…
It’s just this simple: if you screw up in school, your parents will find out eventually. These boys thought they could avoid that fate. As reported by The New York Post: Police in Serbia have arrested two schoolboys they accuse of having stormed a Belgrade classroom masked and armed with…