Why shop for gifts when you can jack a what? As reported by The Belleville [Illinois] New-Democrat: A whole lot of presents did not get delivered Monday when an armed robber carjacked a UPS van and unloaded it with an accomplice in East St. Louis. The UPS delivery driver was…
Nothing will resolve the disagreement between those who believe concealed carry laws are a good thing, and those who think they are idiotic. Though we can’t know with certainty, Mr. Randall White is probably in the latter group. As reported by The Tampa Bay Times: Police said the incident unfolded…
So you say you’re the Constable? Yes sir, and my office is enshrined in the Constitution of The Commonwealth of Kentucky. There are more than 500 of us. The job may not pay well (zippy!), but it does come with some perks, including that you get to do it without…
This may be the worst trade ever made in a jail, anywhere. As reported by the Des Moines Register: A western Iowa man already convicted on federal fraud charges has been sentenced to more than two years in prison for selling his pain pills for candy. Say what? And they…
Can you really steal someone’s driveway? Yup, one paver at a time, as reported by Ocala.com. The victim told Deputy Michelle Wright that she left her home in the 4500 block of Northwest 120th Street around 7:30 a.m. When she arrived home at 6 p.m. and drove onto the driveway,…
Nobody has to go to the bathroom this badly. To what length did this man go to try to get his wife to leave the bathroom? You won’t believe this one. Per The Northwest Florida Daily News. According to the Fort Walton Beach arrest report, the couple was arguing inside…
Hey, younger drivers are going to make mistakes, especially after they’ve had something to drink. Here’s the latest installment of “Yikes” as reported by The Hamilton Spectator (Ontario): A Burlington teen faces careless driving charges after crashing into a home. Halton police say ‘miraculously’ no one was injured when the…
It’s really not that hard to teach someone how to drive. Of course, there is the requirement that you, the teacher, be legally permitted to drive! As reported by timesonline.com (Beaver, PA): Monaca police said [Bobbie Jo] Gacesa [age 36] was teaching a girl, whose age and identity were not…
Even if you are long on Apple, should this man be found guilty, in addition to being placed on the sex offender registry, you’d have to agree that he should be banned from owning Apple products – forever! (And, of course, any other device capable of recording images.) As reported…
The Juice is not supporting burglary. But if you’re going to destroy property to steal property, shouldn’t you at least steal stuff that is worth more than the cost of the damage you did to break in? This gent abides by no such rule. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEyIbo1iCCQ You’ll find the source, the…