It’s a big world, and there are lots of different fighting styles – boxing, kung fu, jujitsu (jiu-jitsu), MMA, taekwondo, to name a few. And then there’s this gent’s fighting style, unlikely to be replicated by anyone, ever. As reported by The Santa Cruz Sentinel: A 24-year-old Santa Cruz man…
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So You’re Saying These Three Ladies Can’t Dress As They Please
So you don’t like our clothes. What are you going to do, call the “clothes police?” Well, pretty much. And in Kuwait, they’ll come, and you’ll go. As reported by The Arab Times: Acting on information [snitch!] police rushed to a shopping center in Salmiya and took into custody three…
A Use For An AK-47 You Probably Hadn’t Thought Of
In addition to squirrel hunting and self defense … add to the list of things an AK-47 is handy for … disciplining your children! As reported by the Star Tribune: A St. Paul man who recently purchased an assault rifle out of fear of an impending gun ban threatened his…
You Are Not Holding This Lady In Jail For That!
A pack of cigarettes! She stole a pack of cigarettes! 22 years ago! People! Where is your sense of proportionality? As reported by wesh.com: A mother of two sits in jail Monday unable to post bail after being put behind bars for the 1991 theft of a pack of cigarettes.…
Stop Her, Before She Shovels Again!
There she goes again, doing stuff for other people. Sure, the breaking-into-homes-to-clean-them part isn’t cool, but this? As reported by fox19.com: Susan Warren also known as “The Cleaning Fairy” was back in police custody today but this time it wasn’t for breaking into homes to clean them; this time she…
Marrying Your Way Out Of A Felony?
Prison? Marry this boy? Prison? Marry this boy? This is just so wrong. As reported by wgntv.com: A school teacher in North Carolina had sex with a 15-year-old boy, but she avoided going to prison because she married him. 42-year-old Leah Gayle Shipman waited until her divorce was final, then…
Drug Deal Gone South Leads To Car Chase In Police Parking Lot
When a drug deal goes south, doesn’t everyone head to the police station? Well, that depends. In this case, it sure looks like the right call. Per the website of The City of Tampa, Florida: Milton Coley and Louis Xavier Ruiz-Machado arranged to meet at 109th Avenue and Lantana Avenue…
Maybe It’s Just A Football Game To You …
Sometimes “fans” truly are “fanatics.” Something happened during the Falcons-Seahawks game this weekend that set a strange chain of events in motion. Per tcpalm.com: According to an arrest affidavit, the family was watching the game when the 56-year-old Crawford made rude comments about an unidentified player. That led to a…
This Was Not A Well-Planned Robbery
It’s clear that, in planning this crime, location was not a consideration. Per The New Hampshire Union Leader: The robbery happened at 12:55 a.m. at Tedeschi Food Shop, 245 Maple St., directly across the street from the Manchester Police Department’s new building on Valley Street. Doh! Sgt. Paul Thompson said…
So You Got A Check For More Than The Asking Price, And You Weren’t Suspicious?
You list a car on Craigslist, and get a check for almost twice the asking price. Are you suspicious? You should be. This scam has been around for a long time. As reported by The Times and Democrat (Orangeburg, South Carolina): The victim said Thursday she listed her vehicle [on…