Yes, Mr. 9-year bus driver, they are. As reported in The State Register-Journal: A Springfield Mass Transit District bus driver received a one-day unpaid suspension recently for wearing a pink tie to help raise awareness for breast cancer. The driver had to serve the suspension, but his action also led…
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A Responsible Drunk Driver?
Yeah, it does seem like an oxymoron. Decide for yourself. (Please, MADD, no emails. Of course The Juice is against drunk driving. Is anyone in favor of it?) Here’s the skinny, per TheIndyChannel.com: Just before 12:30 a.m. Monday, the Jasper County Sheriff’s Department received a 911 from a man reporting…
Poetic Justice For Pawning Thieves?
Some might say this story is dripping with irony. The Juice respectfully disagrees, believing instead that it is dripping with poetic justice. As reported by The Santa Cruz Sentinel: A thief stole the bike of a teenage boy as the teen and a friend were being arrested for allegedly trying…
Bakery Burglar Caught By Leaving A Trail Of …
If you guessed that this bakery burglar was caught because he left a trail of crumbs, you’d be … wrong! Per the The Hamilton Spectator (Ontario): After breaking into a bakery in the area of Barton Street East and Sherman Avenue North Sunday night, a bumbling burglar left a trail…
Wait, They Have Surveillance Cameras Watching Us Cashiers? Don’t They Trust Us?
Most folks know there are cameras EVERYWHERE. The US is becoming more like the UK this way with each passing day. Apparently this Florida woman is not aware of the phenomenon. Per the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office: A Charlotte County Sheriff’s deputy arrested a Port Charlotte Target employee Tuesday after…
You Brought What Into The Penitentiary? Brilliant!
Not only did this young woman visit her husband in the Penitentiary, but she also brought their infant son, and … a gift! The folks at The Lincoln Journal Star reported it this way: A state prison inmate’s wife faces a charge herself after allegedly getting caught trying to deliver…
Not The Most Enlightened Sex Education Program
The source for today’s Juice? A Change.org petition that came The Juice’s way. No doubt this law will end homosexuality in Alabama… Clearly a class adhering to the requirements of this law cannot be called sex “education.” The law is Section 16-40A-2 of the Alabama Code: MINIMUM CONTENTS TO BE…
There Is No Better Place To Have A Fight
Where is the absolute best place for a fight to occur? Think about access to medical care. From The Arab Times: KUWAIT CITY, March 16: Four citizens, including two youths, sustained serious injuries when two families of 30 Kuwaitis engaged in a bloody fight at Mubarak Al-Kabeer Hospital, reports Al-Qabas…
It’s Generally Not A Good Idea To Call 911 When You’re Lit
In the world of 911 operators, this probably wasn’t even that wacky of a call. Still, it was really stupid. It’s almost like you’d have to be drunk to do something this dumb. Per clickorlando.com: A Brevard County mother was arrested after she called 911 and asked dispatchers to sends…
Think This Kid Is Too Young To Be “Driving” On A Real Road?
How young? Single digits young. While it wasn’t a real car, the road was real enough. Per khou.com: A Houston father has been charged with endangering a child after he let his 3-year-old son drive a toy car on a busy road. Three! Officials said on March 8, Jeremy Scott,…