If you’ve had a few, and you’re approaching a DUI check point, what would you do? The Juice can say with at least 99% certainty that you would not do what this man did. As reported by BeeNews.com (Western New York): A vehicle entered a road check being conducted by…
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Blood Is Thicker Than Water?
Coming forward as a witness is your civic responsibility, even when it’s dangerous. That said, the concept of “honor among thieves” is altogether different. Tell that to this gent, who committed a slew of crimes with his twin brother. As reported by wmbfnews.com (Charleston, South Carolina): Federal prosecutors say a…
Bet She Didn’t Even Play That Lottery
This story reminds The Juice of the time he was in a bank years ago and he happened to overhear a conversation between a disgruntled account holder and the manager. “They cleaned out my account” she said. “They said I won the lottery, and they needed my account number to…
There’s No Denying It – Or Explaining It.
Having looked at strange law-related stories, day after day, for years, there’s no denying that a fair number of people are nuts about McDonald’s. To The Juice anyway, it remains one of life’s unexplained phenomena. Here’s yet another example, as reported by clickondetroit.com: Police in Tennessee say a woman ran…
A Very Uncool Way To “Celebrate” Halloween
It’s a safe bet that nobody will be trick-or-treating at this man’s house for a long time. As reported at mynews13.com: Children trick-or-treating Thursday night in a Deltona neighborhood got a rude surprise when Volusia County deputies said a 63-year-old man answered the door in a robe that exposed his…
You Call That A Car Chase? Fine, A “Pursuit”
The Juice should have a separate flavor (check out the “flavors” [categories] on the right-hand side of Legal Juice) for posts like this: “What were you thinking?” As reported by The Baxter Bulletin (Mountain Home, Arkansas) Bull Shoals police officer David Chatman gave Stephen Lewis [age 47] a simple choice…
So You Hurled The Insult, And Then Administered A Beat Down?
We’ve all heard a story about someone mistakenly thinking somebody is pregnant. The Juice will wager you haven’t heard of anything remotely similar to this. As reported by TCPalm.com: A woman told police a dispute began after Jessie Mae Dorsey told her she was pregnant but she said she was…
So You Knew The Car Belonged To A Deputy?
The Juice was going to give the perp the benefit of the doubt on this – like maybe he didn’t know it was a cop’s car – but then he read the rest of the article. Poof! went the benefit of the doubt. As reported by tcpalm.com: Sheriff’s deputies are…
This Is Too Much, Even For Texas
Apparently it still is the wild west in some parts of Texas. This goes way beyond standing your ground or protecting your home. As reported by khou.com: It happened in the 14400 block of Cypress Meadows Drive [in Harris County, Texas]. Investigators said the man was home when three robbers…
Think This Would Be Legal In The US? In Most Western Countries?
Different strokes, right? But you have just have to wonder how someone could think that this (1) is okay morally (2) looks cool, and (3) will not send you straight to hell. As reported at vegfriends.com: Yummypets revolts against this new fashion jewelry in China: live animals in a plastic sealed…