Doesn’t everyone like pizza? Well … A Central Texas man has been accused of stabbing his girlfriend after she brought home pizza instead of a chicken sandwich he wanted for lunch. McLennan County jail records show Michael Corsey of Waco was being held Saturday on a charge of aggravated assault…
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Woman Claims Divorce Lawyers Should Have Told Her Divorce Would End Her Marriage
You can’t make this stuff up. Well, you could, and people would say “no way would that ever happen.” As reported by The Independent: A British woman attempted to sue her former lawyers for professional negligence, claiming that, alongside a number of other allegations, they failed to advise that finalising…
You Burgled That Club?
If you decide to burgle, there are so many options. In deciding where to steal from, wouldn’t you consider retribution from the owner if you are caught, either in the act, or after the fact? Of course you would … unless you are these guys. As reported by the Belleville…
Apparently ATMs Aren’t All That Secure
The Juice has blogged about people stealing entire ATMs before. But this? As reported by thebrooklynpaper.com: A lowlife swiped thousands in cash from a Third Avenue money machine on Dec. 27 — then doused the dollar dispenser in chlorine, cops reported. Security cameras caught the villain breaking open the automatic…
It’s Beer, Man! You Think Walmart Cares This Much About You?
You may like shopping at Walmart. You may like working there, or you may have no choice but to work there. But if you think they give a damn about their employees, spend 30 minutes on the internet and you’ll learn otherwise. The Juice can understand an employee doing something…
What Could You Possibly Do With A Motorized Grocery Cart?
Motorized grocery carts are very useful for certain folks while doing their shopping. But outside of a grocery store, what would anyone use it for? The police may have asked Mr. Wedding that question, among many others. Per wdrb.com (Louisville, Kentucky): According to an arrest report, an officer saw 19-year-old…
Plane Makes Emergency Landing Over Bathroom Beatdown
Planes make emergency landings for a variety of reasons. Here’s a new one to add to the list, as reported by The Moscow Times: A criminal case on charges of hooliganism has been opened against the former deputy governor of the Chelyabinsk region on charges of hooliganism for beginning a fistfight…
You Don’t Want To Get Between This Man, His White Castle, And His Beer.
Clearly he didn’t go about it the right way, and not to disparage White Castle, but having had their burgers, The Juice can testify that they would definitely go down better with beer, or any other alcoholic beverage. As reported by riverfronttimes.com (St. Louis, Missouri): A White Castle customer was…
Dude, Just Pay For Your Tacos And Sheath That Thang.
A guy walks into a Mexican restaurant with a sword (this is not the beginning of a joke). Seriously, a guy walked into a Mexican restaurant in San Antonio with a sword, as reported by The Houston Chronicle (chron.com). [Adam] Kramer [age 28] ordered six tacos at Alondras De Jalisco…
Dude Must Have A Helluva Lawyer
Unless there is something the reporter is holding back (or didn’t bother to find out), this lawyer did one helluva job for his client. What did he do? Read this, as reported by www.reviewonline (East Liverpool, Ohio): Jason Cope, 38, Silliman Street, pleaded guilty to OVI second offense, attempting to…