Running away from a problem rarely works. This is especially true if your problem is a police car chasing you, and you are on an electric bicycle! As reported by The Hamilton Spectator (Ontario): At around 11:45 p.m. Halton police officers, patrolling on bicycles, saw a man on an E-bike…
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Can Cats Fly?
All parents get mad at their kids. But this? From the Broadview Heights Police Blotter, as reported by the Sun Star Courier at cleveland.com: DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, EAST ROYALTON ROAD: At 6:19 p.m. Thursday, a patrolman went to Marymount South Medical Center for a report of domestic violence. A 17-year-old girl…
Sure, The Thought Of Getting Married Can Give You The Jitters, But This?
People get cold feet all the time, and there are several ways to deal with it. You probably haven’t thought of this one, as reported by The Daily Mail: A fiancé faked his own death by telephoning his partner and pretending to be his father breaking the bad news –…
Location, Location, Location – No, Not Real Estate … Tweeting
Everyone has heard the old saying about real estate – location, location, location. If you didn’t think that this applies to tweeting, you will now. As reported by The Arab Times: The Misdemeanor Court sentenced a Twitter user to two months in prison with hard labor and temporary compensation for…
If You Miss Your Boyfriend, Perhaps Next Time You Should Try To Bail Him Out Instead Of …
Oh true love. The lengths people will go to. This is a new one on The Juice, and that’s saying something after doing this every day for so many years. As reported by ktvu.com: A woman in Texas told police she stole a bottle of cheap wine from a gas…
Hey, Don’t Shoot The Lawn Mower!
If you have issues with your neighbor, take them up with your neighbor (and do it in a civilized way!) Leave the lawn guy alone! Unfortunately it did not go down that way, as reported at mysuncoast.com (WWSB): According to the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office, deputies met with the victim,…
Time For A Bigger Safe
If one person can’t carry the safe, nobody would say you made a poor choice in going with that one. Still, The Juice is quite confident these folks will be going with a much bigger safe this time. As reported by nj.com: Bridgewater police are investigating the burglary of an…
Yes, Someone Would Stoop This Low To Try To Avoid Getting A Speeding Ticket
What lengths would you go to in order to avoid a speeding ticket? Ladies, would you fire up the waterworks? Gents, would you throw yourself on the mercy of the officer? You won’t believe what this guy did. As reported by WFTV.com: A man is accused of calling 911 to…
And You Call Yourself A Park Ranger!
There are bad apples in every profession. Yes, there are even bad park rangers, but probably very few that are this bad. In fact, I’ll bet this guy isn’t even a park ranger! Per The San Francisco Chronicle: Marin County authorities are warning hikers to beware of a man claiming…
So You’re Saying Babysitting Is NOT Included In The Prices At Chuck E. Cheese?
Chuck E. Cheese provides all kinds of services – food, entertainment, birthday parties. What they don’t do, though, is babysit. Per The Post and Courier (Charleston, South Carolina): A woman on Friday dropped four children off at a West Ashley Chuck E. Cheese while she went shopping for an hour…