“Clothes make the man” may be less true now than it used to be. But, unfortunately for this gent, his clothes “made” him, just not in a good way. As reported at noladefender.com: Memorial T-shirts help families grieve and remember their loved ones when tragedy strikes. But in one recent…
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Grenade!
In the US, with our “zero tolerance” policies for so many things, this kid would have been suspended. Period. Fortunately for him, the boy resides in the UK. As reported at Scotsman.com: Bomb disposal experts were called to a school in Hamilton, South Lanarkshire this morning amid reports that a…
An Unfortunate Pocket Dial
Getting pocket dialed is annoying, though we all get tagged occasionally, even the police. In this particular instance, The Juice is guessing they weren’t the least bit annoyed. Police responded to a 911 call in the 600 block of S.W. 122nd street. The caller was on a cell phone and…
Drunk Driver Makes Absolutely Certain He’ll Be Caught
Unlike The Juice’s recent post about the drunk driver who called the police and turned himself in, this gent took a different route. Per The Hunterdon County Democrat (New Jersey): The driver of an SUV that hit a police car stopped on the shoulder of a road faces drunken driving…
Bungled Burglary
If you’re going to burgle a joint, wouldn’t you want to make sure nobody is home? As reported by wptv.com: Juneem Barnes was taking a nap Thursday morning, when loud noises woke him up in his Port St. Lucie home. Police said those sounds were from would-be burglars. “They were…
Before You Call The Police, Make Sure Your House Is In Order
Yes, of course you should call the police if you need to. But before doing so, you might want to walk through your house to make sure everything is in order. As reported by, Ocala.com, this Florida man neglected to give his house the once over, and is paying the…
Bakery Burglar Caught By Leaving A Trail Of …
If you guessed that this bakery burglar was caught because he left a trail of crumbs, you’d be … wrong! Per the The Hamilton Spectator (Ontario): After breaking into a bakery in the area of Barton Street East and Sherman Avenue North Sunday night, a bumbling burglar left a trail…
Well, If Somebody Had To Get Shot …
The prospect of an armed robber entering your home is terrifying. In this case, it was the robber who ought to have been terrified, precisely because he was armed. As reported by The Daily News (Galveston County, Texas): Authorities arrested a man who they allege was shot with his own…
Wait, So You Didn’t Want The Deluxe Exorcism Package?
The gent says he just wanted to talk with the preacher. Well sir, it is alleged that a little more than that happened one day back in February 2012, as reported by knoxnews.com: Andrew Byrd filed a lawsuit Feb. 15 in Sevier County against the Rev. Joel Arwood, his wife…
Um, Has Anyone Seen My Glock?
This is not a question a court security officer should be asking. But hey, what are you supposed to do with that thing when you go to the restroom? Clearly, not this. As reported by The New Hampshire Union Leader: According to New Hampshire State Police, officers from Troop D…