A mask is certainly a fine way to hide your face. It would seem obvious that it doesn’t cover everything else though. Obviously this guy didn’t think it through that far when he robbed a bank in Merrimack, New Hampshire. As reported by The New Hampshire Union Leader: The bank…
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Might Want To Sort Through Things Before Whooping Some Ass Based On 6-Year-Old’s Story
Anyone over the age of, oh, maybe 6, knows that sometimes kids say things that aren’t true for a variety of reasons. A Kansas City mom took her 6-year-old son at his word, and she ran with it. The Juice is here to tell you, that was a HUGE mistake.…
Come On. It Was A Really Small Gun.
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIq3JkoABYM True, it was a really, really small gun. (Yes, the gun in the above video works, as you’ll see if you watch it.) But when you’re trying to board a plane, size doesn’t matter as this gent found out. As reported by wmbf.com: Officers with the Transportation Security Administration…
You Do NOT Want To Ask This Young Lady How The Football Game Was!
Old folks like The Juice, especially (and almost exclusively) men, often quote from Animal House. As Dean Wormer said: “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life …” When you look at her mug shot, you’ll see that “fat” doesn’t apply. “Drunk” definitely does. As for “stupid,”…
Not The Best Time To Be Involved In A Car Accident
While there is never a good time to be involved in a car accident, as will be made abundantly clear, some times are definitely worse than others. As reported at nj.com: A 2002 white Mercury Mountaineer rolled over into the center grass median and struck the guardrail on July 29,…
Officer Posted Photos Of What While On Duty?
Police officers occasionally exercise bad judgment, just like everyone else. But this? Whoa. As reported by clickOrlando.com (WKMG – Local 6): A Daytona Beach Police Sergeant has resigned after admitting to posting nude pictures of herself online while on-duty. Lots and lots of nude pictures. Sgt. Penny Dane has been…
You Silly Drunk Man
How drunk was he? Pretty darned drunk. Per The New Hampshire Union Leader: Authorities received a call from a Kingston Court homeowner who reported that a man she did not know had walked into her bedroom. Uh-oh. Police responded to the home and found [Ryan] Maszczak [35] asleep in a…
Yeah, Bragging About The Success Of Your Illegal Activities On YouTube Is Brilliant
The first rule of criminal activity could easily be: Don’t talk about the criminal activity. It should go without saying that you don’t want to post MORE THAN 36 YOUTUBE VIDEOS about your criminal activity! Now you know … but it’s too late for this guy. As reported by The…
Buddy, You Drove Your Car Into The Wrong House
It may seem hard to believe, but people drive their cars into houses pretty much every day. Often times, not surprisingly, alcohol is a factor. It appears that was the case here too. Unfortunately for this gent, he crashed a party, literally, and they were not pleased. As reported by…
Cameras, Camera Everywhere
Wait, you mean school buses have cameras too? Doh! (It’s pretty dull until the 38 second mark.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFtBrwlS-A0