This teller must have missed the part in teller training about depositing funds by account number. (Who would do it by name?) Well, it turns out there is at least one teller out there who does it by name. And oh man is that teller in the soup. As reported by The…
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Stronger Than The Smell Of Weed? Not So Much.
Certainly most people are not dumb enough to just send weed through the mail without trying to mask the smell. So the question is, does the masking agent smell stronger than the weed? Well, as reported by The Belleville News-Democrat (Illinois): Eight packages filled with marijuana were discovered at a…
If You Dislike Smoking And/Or Smokers, This Story Will Really Get You Steamed.
If you’re thinking this story is about a smoker who did something with a cigarette butt that caused a HUGE amount of damage, you would be right. Per The Star-Ledger (via nj.com): Middlesex County acting Prosecutor Andrew C. Carey said investigators believe that [school custodian] Jerome C. Higgins, 48, of…
No Way Raylan Givens Would Have Done This
Okay, so this gent is probably a good U.S. Marshal. Still, ain’t no way Raylan Givens would have done this. Yeah, yeah. The Juice knows it’s a television show. But hey, it’s a damn good one. As reported by The Northwest Florida Daily News: An off-duty U.S. Marshal left his…
If It Doesn’t Sound Like A Real Job, It’s Not!
Yeah, this was a job alright – a con job. How do people not see through these schemes? This one is out of the 62nd Precinct (Bensonhurst—Bath Beach) as reported by brooklynpaper.com: The [22-year-old] victim said she applied for a position listed on the website Craigslist from her home in…
So It Turns Out Crime Victims Have Access To Craigslist Too!
Craigslist is a fantastic marketplace. You can literally buy and sell anything, or so these gents thought. As reported by The Colorado Springs Police Department: On 02/01/14 at approximately 1700 hrs. Officer M. McCormick, was dispatched to the 1600 block of Loraine St. to investigate a reported burglary. Upon arrival…
Safe To Say These Boys Won’t Be Playing “Doorbell Ditch” Again – Ever
There can’t be many boys out there who never played “doorbell ditch.” A few Missouri boys have definitely played this game out. In fact, they may never ring ANY doorbell again. As reported by The News-Leader (news-leader.com): Police say the boys angered the female resident to the point that she…
Sure Sign That You’re Not Smarter Than The Cops: You Think You Are!
The Juice does not think he’s brilliant, which means, of course, that he is! Flipping the script, this gent was so confident he was smarter than the cops that he actually taunted them on Facebook. Guess how that ended up? Per The Times Leader (Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania): The Freeland Police Department…
Cops Must Love Facebook
Many, many kids ignore it, but they know that when they put something on Facebook, it’s out there. At least the kids have an excuse: they’re kids! But what about these gents? As reported by TCPalm.com FWC [Fish and Wildlife Conservation] officers linked Darella and Roberts to the dead alligators…
Maybe Prison Isn’t So Bad?
Of course prison is really, really bad. So what could be worse? Well … as reported by wdrb.com (Loiusville, Kentucky): An inmate realizes he picked the wrong night to escape from prison. Officials say 42-year-old Robert Vick turned himself in after escaping from a facility in Lexington on Sunday. Why…