Anyone who expects doctors to be perfect is just being unreasonable. Like folks in all other lines of work, doctors make mistakes. But this is a mistake that should never happen, as The Juice is certain you will agree. As reported by The Philippine Star: A 3-year-old girl [in Zamboanga…
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Looking Suspicious Isn’t A Crime, But …
Obviously there’s no law against looking suspicious. There is, however, a law against stealing cars. Per The Belleville News-Democrat (Illinois): O’Fallon police have arrested three suspects in relation to a string of car burglaries. Caught in the act? Not exactly. According to police, officers got a call in the early…
Loose Lips Surely Sunk These Gents’ Ship
You’ll probably conclude, as The Juice did, that had loose lips not solved this crime, these gents would have found some other way to make it easy for the cops to close the case. Per The Florida Times-Union: Two Kings Bay sailors have been arrested in last month’s break-in at a…
Swimming Away From The Cops?
Granted at this point they didn’t have a lot of options. But still, you really thought you’d get away from the cops by swimming across the lake? As reported by The Belleville News-Democrat (Illinois): Jarrell Beckman, 32; Myron Davis, 31; Johnny Hughes, 22 and Christopher Watson were charged by Missouri…
Kid’s Doodles Ground Dad In South Korea
You want your kids to express themselves by drawing. Just not on your passport! As reported by metro.co.uk: The [4-year-old] child got busy during a recent family trip to South Korea, where he took to the back page of his dad’s Chinese passport with a black pen and drew some really nice…
Drunk Driver Pulls Over In Front Of Police Academy. Really
Yes, early one morning, a drunk driver picked the police academy driveway as a good place to sleep it off. He didn’t even make it until the facility opened. As reported at highlinetimes.com (Burien, Washington): According to the Burien Police Department, a drunk driver decided to pull over for some…
It Surely Looks Like A Prison In Ohio Is Showing Pirated Movies
It’s probably not a good sign when a prison is showing a movie before it’s released to DVD. As reported by the Northeast Ohio Media Group via cleveland.com: The Lorain County Correctional Institution acknowledged Friday that pirated movies are being shown to prisoners there, even as inmates serve time for…
I’m So Smart! No Way The Cops Will Figure This Out!
Dude, on your best day, you’re not smarter than the cops. You should have just fessed up to it. But no, you hatched this “brilliant” plan to get out of the jam you created. As reported by highlinetimes.com (Burien, Washington): The King County Sheriff’s Department is reporting that a man…
Newsflash: The Police And Victims Have Access To Craigslist
There’s something to be said for doing things the old-fashioned way. For example, when you steal stuff, visit your local fence. Maybe it’ll decrease your profit margin, but you get one-stop shopping, and you know who you’re doing business with. This gent went new-school with Craigslist. Like many thieves before…
How Dare You Sir! Of Course I Have A Job!
Are you insinuating, sir, that I am not gainfully employed? Well, let me tell you something … Per wfmj.com: School authorities report to police that the fifteen year old boy was caught in the school with five packages of pot on Tuesday. The assistant principal told officers that the boy…