The Juice is just sayin’ that, before you call the cops for their help, you might want to at least check your pockets! Doh! As reported by The Argus Leader (South Dakota): George Jordan Williams, 33, of Queen Creek, Arizona, called police from Scarlett O’Hara’s, 3201 S. Caroyln Ave., claiming…
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Tell Me You Did Not Pocket Dial 911!
Regular Juice readers will, oddly enough, recognize this scenario from a recent post. This, however, led to much more serious consequences for the perps. As reported by The Orlando Sentinel: Sometimes, good detective work and weeks of investigation are needed to nab suspected criminals. But other times all investigators need…
Proof That You Need A Good Night’s Sleep Before Going To Work – No Matter What Your “Job” Is!
Falling asleep on the job is never a good thing. But if this is your “job”, you are really in the soup. As reported by The Herald-Tribune: A man burglarizing a Nokomis home passed out on the bed beside a bag of stolen jewelry and didn’t notice deputies taking his…
An Awful Time To Pocket Dial Anyone, Let Alone 911
Pocket dialing someone can be awkward at worst (or so you thought), at least, that is, if the person on the other end listens. (Admit it – you listen.) What happened to this gent was much worse than awkward. As reported by wkrn.com (Nashville, Tennessee): Mt. Pleasant police say they…
Winging A Jar Of Peanut Butter? Bad Idea.
This isn’t the movies, where the bad guy is escaping and the good guy picks up a rock and throws it 50 yards and nails the perp. No, in real life, when you try something like that, something like this happens, as reported in the The Brooklyn Paper’s Police Blotter…
This Is Not How DUI Checkpoints Want To Catch Drunk Drivers
DUI checkpoints are unconstitutional because they violate the 4th Amendment, no matter what the Supreme Court said. (Where is the probable cause to stop someone when they are just driving down the road, minding their own business?) Still, it’s the law of the land. Anyway, in this particular case, they…
Drawing Attention To Yourself? Not A Good Idea.
Working on your knife-throwing in a public area is not a good idea under normal circumstances. How about under these circumstances, as reported by kval.com (Eugene, Oregon): Police responded to the commercial district near NW 9th Street and NW Spruce Avenue around 5:30 p.m. Sunday to a report of a…
All Door Are Definitely Not Alike
Door are similar in that they all lead somewhere. On a plane, though, where they lead is kind of important – the bathroom, or, as reported at theindependent.ie … Tomasz Mucha (26) had never been on a plane before and drank vodka and beer to steady his nerves before attempting…
Easy DWI Bust Top Ten – Easily
This guy could not have made it any easier for the police to bust him for driving while intoxicated. As reported by The Hunterdon County Democrat (New Jersey): The incident happened on Friday, July 18, just before midnight on Route 31 north near Echo Lane. Patrolman John Tiger saw a…
Hey, This Looks Like A Good Place To Pull Over.
So nice of you to pull over here! As reported by The Williamson Daily News (Williamson, West Virginia): Patsy L. Kidwell, 48, and Ransom Lee Endicott, 52, both of Delbarton, were arrested after officers allegedly received a call notifying them that two individuals were unconscious in the front seat of…