<img alt="dentist_patient_nightmare.jpg" src="/files/2013/09/dentist_patient_nightmare-thumb.jpg" width="280" height="376" align = "left" So you’re in a car crash, and you go to see your dentist. It must be bad because, in one day, the dentist performs SEVEN root canals! Now see if you can guess how many should have been done. NONE! Oh, and…
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So You’re Having Green Beans For Dinner?
So was Amy Schneider. She opened a can of green beans, and poured them out. Then she noticed a bean that looked a little bit too large. And it had teeth. And it was a snake head, about the size of a golf ball! So claims Ms. Schneider in a…
Holy Crap! 172 Miles Per Hour?
That is what Londoner Tim Brady was clocked at by the police. Of course part of the blame belongs to the car, a Porsche 911 turbo. Brady was, and I mean “was,” employed by a company that provides high-end loaner cars. He badly wanted to drive the Porsche, but was…
Watch Me Do Ecstacy
Not that a lot of smart people ingest a pill of unknown origin from a drug dealer but… Emma Louise Fischer and Tara Jay Loane, both age 21, definitely put some distance between themselves and the rest of the ecstacy pack. It all started when the police busted a drug…
Former Bengals Star Owes Almost $1 Million In Child Support?
<img alt="bling.jpg" src="/files/2013/09/bling-thumb.jpg" width="280" height="289" align = "left" Yup. Now maybe he wasn’t a household name, but he was making some serious cheese – $2 million a year. Former Bengals linebacker James Francis (1990 – 1998) owes $905,000 in back child support for two children! He hasn’t made a child…
If You’re Growing Weed, Best Not Have A Burglar Alarm!
Dr. Alfredo Gonzalez, of Cape Cod, Massachusetts, learned this the hard way. While the doc was out, his burglar alarm went off. The police responded and, while searching for a burglar, instead found a $4,000 “BloomBox,” and seven marijuana plants. Doh! And guess where doctor Gonzales works? He directs a…
Dude Does Disappearing Act And …
Ocean City, Maryland resident Richard Brueckner disappeared 12 years ago, right when Richard Thelander was “born.” Now these are just the allegations against Brueckner/Thelander (as reported in The Maryland Coast Dispatch), but it sure doesn’t look real good: The charges against Brueckner … include about half a dozen cases where…
Brain Surgery On Wrong Side
Uh. Sorry. A Rhode Island doctor was suspended for operating on the wrong side of a patient’s brain! And the same thing happened at the same hospital (Rhode Island Hospital) in January of this year, and in 2001 (different doctors). Surgical protocol, anyone? Magic marker?