This thing could have gone south many times … but it didn’t. As reported by The International News: The robber entered the bank and went up to the teller’s window but could not load his gun. He next tried to break the window with the gun but failed again. The…
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A Very Nonchalant Bank Robber
There is something to be said for keeping your composure. There’s also something to be said for getting as far away from the scene of the crime you just committed as fast as you can. Per NJ Advance Media for NJ.com: Michael J. Cassano, 38, of Oakland Gardens, N.Y., allegedly…
So You Think That’s Me On My Phone Driving That Stolen Truck?
The “selfie” craze was crazy even pre-Weiner. This young man took it to another level. As seen and written on khou.com (yes, there’s a video): Officers pulled over 17-year-old Kenneth Davis around 4 a.m. Monday in a truck, police said, was stolen. Okay, he’s in some trouble. After Davis gave…
Drivers Gets Good News And Bad News
Well sir, the officer might have said, I have some good news and some bad news … Per The Sun News at cleveland.com: A township officer assisted a Medina Township officer on an arrest at 2:41 a.m. Jan. 24. According to the Medina Township officer, the driver he had…
So They Pay You While You’re Sleeping?
This gent had a pretty good gig – getting paid while he was sleeping. Then, one fateful night, poof! It all disappeared. As reported in the Police Blotter in The Brooklyn Paper 88th Precinct – Fort Greene–Clinton Hill A crook swiped a Prince Street building’s security guard’s cellphone on Feb.…
You Used A Stolen Gun As A Prop In Your YouTube Video?
Maybe this will get you some street cred, but it also got you busted. As reported by The Belleville News-Democrat (Illinois): A YouTube video is being credited with helping investigators track a retired Venice police officer’s badge and gun to a metro-east family. According to police reports, they spotted two…
Not The Most Well-Planned Crime …
It probably started with something like this: “Hey, I have a great way we can make some easy cash!” As you’ll see, it wasn’t such a great idea! As reported by khou.com: Employees at a Texaco gas station are cleaning up a mess after a failed smash-and-grab left behind…
Sure, It’s A Short Walk To Your Table. Still, “Parking” Here Was A Bad Idea.
At some point in your time behind the wheel, you found a great parking spot and said “Wow, we couldn’t get any closer than this!” Well, you were wrong, as this gent proved. As reported by This Is Lancashire: A driver has been arrested after his car ploughed into a…
Well, It Is Called “Sonic Drive-In”
Before you go getting up in this poor woman’s grill, take note that it is called a “drive-in”. And that’s just what she did. This is actually more common than you would think. The Juice had a case recently involving a woman who did the exact same thing, but she…
Hmm. A Bar, In A College Town. Think The Cops Would Ever Drop By?
You own a bar in a college town. Seriously, who would think that the cops would ever stop in to make sure your patrons are of age? And anyway, it’s not like the joint is filled with kids. Er, what’s that you say? How many? As reported by North Country…