Sweet Fancy Moses. As reported in The Dallas Morning News, here’s what Dallas attorney Catherine Shelton has been up to: Ms. Shelton has been convicted of aggravated assault for shooting a former boyfriend. She was also convicted of assaulting a pregnant former friend. She faced a wrongful death lawsuit in…
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The License Plate Police Are At It Again
What’s the latest vanity plate to be retroactively deemed offensive? Hailing from the great state of New York, the newly banned plate is “GETOSAMA.” The plate was issued to retired NYPD sergeant Arno Herwerth, and he is pissed! Said Mr. Herwerth: This is unbelievable… It’s unpatriotic and absolutely disgusts me…
Police Chief Makes A Bad Call
At an “Arrive Alive” road safety briefing, before an audience, in an apparent attempt to really drive the point home, Chief Constable Richard Brunstrom included two pictures he really shouldn’t have: one of a headless body, the other of the head. The family of the victim (a 40-year-old father of…
Let Me Escape Once, Shame On You. Let Me Escape Six Times?
Maybe I got this from TV, but I thought that each time you escaped, you were sent to a higher security facility. Such was not the case with Texas resident Debra Ann Murphey. Over a 2-year period, she escaped 6 times, with the last escape occurring 33 years ago from…
I Didn’t Do It! Okay, I Did It! He Didn’t Do It.
It’s September 11, 2001, you’re staying at a hotel in New York City, you’re an Egyptian named Abdallah Higazy, and, in your hotel room closet, a device that allows for communications with airline pilots is found. Not surprisingly, he was picked up and questioned. Surprisingly, he confessed. Why is that…
Teenager, Youngest Elected Official In Indiana History, Serves As Model
… of how not to conduct yourself! David Wichlinski was 18 years-old when he was elected to the Porter Township Board. He was clearly not ready for prime time. First, he was accused of flipping off a police officer. Okay, that one was dropped. A few months later, he was…
Yes, Another Restroom Arrest
As reported by the Associated Press: A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly found him in an office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down. Seems he’s got a thing for mannequins, too.
Dumb Victim, Dumber Scammer
As reported in The Murfreesboro [Tennessee] Post: A retired Murfreesboro woman reported a man identifying himself from Publisher’s Clearing House notified her she received a $200,000 prize but she needed to pay $857.75 in taxes before receiving the money. She sent a $857.75 money gram to a Smyrna address. Once…
Cops Sexing It Up On The Job?
No sir! Not on my watch! Charlotte, North Carolina State Highway Patrol Commander Fletcher Clay announced a zero tolerance policy for officers doing the dirty sexy while on duty. Get caught, and you get fired. The Commander Clay scorecard? Per The Charlotte Observer: When a trooper on duty exposed himself…
Still Driving After How Many DUIs?
FIVE! Since May! Fortunately, California resident Tiffany Anne Adamo did not kill anyone, though her most recent DUI resulted in a 7-year-old kid getting pinned against his mom’s car. Why has it taken so long to pull Adamo’s license? Because she was driving while drugged, not drunk, prosecutors said the…