18-year-old burglar Jake Ormerod could have called any cab company. But he didn’t … As luck would have it [bad luck, that is], the burglary victim was a cab driver. And one of things Mr. Ormerod stole from his house was a cell phone – the very phone he used…
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License Plate “0” May Be #1 In Parking Tickets
Perhaps you might feel otherwise, but despite receiving 77 parking tickets this year – all “unearned” – Illinois resident Tom Feddor would not dream of giving up his “0” license plate. His grandfather got it in 1971, and it’s been in the family ever since. So why has Mr. Feddor…
Drunk People Make Bad Decisions
Here’s a very good example, per WTHR.com: It was a day that kept getting worse for a Terre Haute man who put his car in a ditch and then tried to get it out with a “borrowed” tractor. When officers arrived, they discovered a large farm tractor and car in…
Good Dog, Bad Dog
The police dog did a good job subduing the suspect, biting him on the arms and legs. But then he forgot who he was working for. Per The Daily Telegraph: Police and the dog squad were called to a home on The Causeway just before 2.30am after receiving reports of…
It Definitely Pays To Thoroughly Clean Your Room …
This is a lesson that a Unity College (Maine) student learned the hard way. After school is over, and your cleaning out your room, MAKE SURE TO TAKE YOUR MARIJUANA PLANTS WITH YOU! Per the Portland Press Herald: Unity College held its graduation ceremonies Saturday. Security guards on Sunday were…
Bank Robbing 101
One would think it goes without saying that perhaps the first rule of robbing a bank (other than not getting caught at the scene) is to not allow yourself to be identified, be it by a surveillance camera, fingerprints, a wallet … A wallet? Yes, Albert Vincent Perkins allegedly robbed…
Crime Doesn’t Pay
Longtime Juicers may remember this one. Rockproof.
Not The Kind Of “Calling Card” You Want To Leave At The Scene
If you’re going to break into a tavern and steal 4 1/2 cases of beer, it’s not a good idea to leave YOUR LIBRARY CARD ON THE FLOOR. Yes, these are allegations, but it sure doesn’t look good for 34-year-old Kristopher Lehnhardt of Sheboygan, Wisconsin. As reported in The Sheboygan…
You Sent A Cell Phone Video Of What?
Is it just me (it often is), or is it a little strange for a couple to exchange cell phone videos of their genitals? Because that was Christopher Walker’s explanation for sending a cell phone video of his genitals to … not his girlfriend! Doh! Per the BBC: When interviewed,…
It Defintely Pays To Look Where You’e Going … Or Does It?
That, Juice readers, is the question of the day. It will be answered when Sarah Welch has her day in court from … (see YouTube video below). As reported by TMZ.com: Sarah Welch — a model and former contestant on “The Bachelor” — is suing several companies involved with the…