It is a fact [or at least truthy] that most younger people don’t proofread. The Juice refers to this as “Spell Check Syndrome.” There’s a kid in Montana who is now likely cured of that malady. Here’s how it happened, as reported by The Helena Independent Record: A Helena teen…
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If You Robbed A Bank And Got Away With It, You Would Call The Cops Because?
Life lesson: When things are going well, STFU – advice a 19-year-old German man surely wishes he had followed. As reported by Reuters: A German bank robber led his pursuers straight to him after taunting police in an email over their efforts to catch him. Authorities in the southern city…
A Very Unusual Bank Deposit
Perhaps it was just the candor pander, but The Juice is always impressed when someone just fesses up, like this woman did when she included a bag of cocaine with her bank deposit! No “ur, uh, um” from this woman, as reported by The Hartford Courant: A Wethersfield woman making…
When All Else Fails, Run!
If you’re a cornered criminal, sometimes just taking off is your best bet. But if you’re going to do that, it’s best not to leave any evidence behind. As reported in The Naples Daily News: Cory L. Dalton had some simple advice for his mother, Lori Lynn Larocque, when Collier…
Really, Really Drunk Man Just Glad To Be “Home”
You’ve occasionally had one too many. Admit it. But perhaps not as many as a San Diego, California man recently did, as reported by the San Diego Union-Tribune. A Pacific Beach man had a surprise waiting for him in his living room Sunday morning: a stranger sleeping naked on his…
Criminally Bad Parenting In Colorado Springs? What Do You Think?
Everyone is forgetful occasionally. But some things you just can’t forget. Like that you left your baby in the car … for 40 minutes. It happened in Colorado Springs. This is from the Colorado Springs Police Blotter: Incident Date: June 24, 2010 – Time: 1:30:00 PM – Location: Panera Bread…
Are You Sure You Want To Abduct THIS Kid?
One can imagine the would-be abductors talking beforehand: “Hey, how about that kid?” “Sure, why not?” Here’s why not: Not only was he on his way home boxing training, but the kid is “the two-time Australian junior champion and two-time Queensland champion.” As reported in The Cairns Post: It seemed…
So You Want To Give The Cop A Fake Name?
Maybe you can get away with giving a fake name to the cops for a little while, but in this day and age, not for long. Although in this case, technology was not even a factor. From the Murfreesboro (Tennessee) Post: When most people get pulled over by Murfreesboro’s finest…
Not The Best Hiding Place For Your Weed
Go ahead and scratch your head. I did, after reading this story about where a father decided to hide some weed. From The Herald-Standard: A Fayette County father is behind bars facing drug charges after he allegedly put several ounces of suspected marijuana in his son’s blue Elmo backpack –…
Woman Seriously Helps Police Out …
A woman in Broadview Heights, Ohio was kind enough to lend a helping hand to the police. Unfortunately for her, the help consisted of literally leaving a trail for the police from the scene of the crime directly to her house. From the police blotter, as reported by The Sun…