Either these gents did an amazing job with their make-up and clothes, or their pursuer was looking through some mega-thick beer goggles, or both. Regardless, he could’ve handled the discovery that the ladies were gents a little better. As reported by The Marco Eagle: Josue A. Hernandez, 27, of an…
The Juice is confident this kid wishes he was just playing with matches and burned himself. Why? Because, while playing with a gun, he shot himself in the … As reported by The Orlando Sentinel: An Orlando teen begged police to call an ambulance late Saturday after shooting himself in…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ0fq0BKvNk He did! Listen to the 911 call [above]. So what happened after the call? As reported by The Hartford Courant: Dispatchers traced the call to 192 Waterville Road, the home of Robert J. Michelson. He told narcotics officers who visited his home that he had spent a lot of…
After this experience, it’s hard to imagine any of these young men snorting anything again, EVER. Although they thought they were snorting drugs, turns out they were snorting dogs and a man. Yes, you read that correctly. As reported in The New York Post: Waldo Soroa, 19; Matrix Andaluz, 18;…
Ah the joy of setting off a bottle rocket – unless it’s in … your pants! As reported by The Highline Times (Washington): Police responded to a call for medical assistance in the 12000 block of Ambaum Blvd. A man accidentally set off a bottle rocket firework in his pants.…
The threat: “This is going in your permanent record!” The reaction: Most folks just accept it and move on. Another option? Steal it! That’s what former Hillsborough, New Hampshire town administrator Jim Coffey allegedly did. As reported by The Manchester Union Leader: Police Lt. Ian Donovan said Coffey, the former…
This is a lesson that a Unity College (Maine) student learned the hard way. After school is over, and your cleaning out your room, MAKE SURE TO TAKE YOUR MARIJUANA PLANTS WITH YOU! Per the Portland Press Herald: Unity College held its graduation ceremonies Saturday. Security guards on Sunday were…
It should go without saying that it’s a bad idea to return to the scene of the crime. What about returning to the scene of the crime, about a day later, to commit the same crime, in the same/similar clothing, WITH A NEWS TRUCK 15 YARDS AWAY?! It happened in…
Okay, so we’re not talking about the mailman. Surely the newspaper delivery guy is close enough? As reported by ktuu.com: An Anchorage Daily News deliveryman has been charged with two counts of driving under the influence after his pickup truck slid off the road in Chugiak Wednesday morning — and…
What in tarnation was going on in this Sacramento, California apartment? See if you can figure it out. From The Sacramento Bee: Police attempted to serve a warrant on Fairfield Avenue. Officers said that they heard a woman talking inside the apartment, and they knocked, identified themselves as police officers…