If you have a lot of Facebook “friends”, things like this can happen real easily – especially if you’re the type to constantly update your whereabouts. It’s unlikely this Pennsylvania woman will be quite so forthcoming in the future. As reported by phillyBurbs.com: A New Jersey man is facing trial…
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Unfortunately For Him, All Gunshot Wounds Must Be Reported To The Cops
Adding insult to injury, the public is now aware of this gent’s very own Plaxico Burress moment. But for the reporting law, nobody would have been the wiser. As reported by The Corvallis Gazette-Times: Ethan Bennett, 36, told Benton County sheriff’s deputies he was at his residence at 24750 Cox…
So That’s Your Sister’s MP3 Player, Is It?
I didn’t steal that MP3 player. It’s my sister’s… Okay, and you’re sticking with that? As reported by The Herald-Tribune: A teen suspect in several car burglaries, while being questioned by a sheriff’s deputy, reportedly claimed that the MP3 player in his possession belonged to his sister. Okay, so what’s…
Hmmm. Shampoo Or Liquid Ecstasy?
Sure, there have been mistakes made in the “war on drugs” and the “war on terror.” But exactly how Australian customs could make such a colossal mistake is hard to fathom. As reported at news.com.au: Neil Parry was arrested in June last year at Darwin Airport and charged with trafficking…
I’m Sorry Ma! I Didn’t Mean To Hit You With That …
If you were in a food fight, you’d definitely want this guy on your side. As reported by The Union City Messenger (Tennessee): Emanual Cordell Kennedy, 37, of 907 North Glendale St., Union City, was arrested at 4:38 p.m. Tuesday on a charge of domestic assault, according to a Union…
Of All The Luck. When The Moment Was Right, Dude Stole A Cop Car!
The moment was right. And this gent was not going to let it pass. So when a car presented itself … As reported by The Palm Beach Post: A 59-year-old man was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail after he admitted to stealing a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s vehicle…
How Does A Cornered Two-Timer React?
What do you do when your live-in girlfriend comes home early, and your Craigslist date arrives at the door? Perhaps it shouldn’t be all that surprising that a two-timer, when caught in a situation like this, wouldn’t just come clean. As reported by The Gazette (Colorado Springs): Five Colorado Spring…
It Would Be A Very Petty Theft But …
If your cash haul is only a quarter, it’s just petty theft, right? Well, it depends … on what the quarter was in. As reported by The Gainesville Sun: A Gainesville woman was taken to jail Monday after being charged with helping to steal an $800 cash register.</blockquote. Inside the…
Hey, How’d That iPhone Get In My Boot?
It might be tempting to simply chalk this one up to bad timing, but the dude tried to steal the hottest item in the world on the first day it was available! As reported by WDRB (Louisville, KY) According to an arrest report, on Thursday afternoon, 21-year-old Raylon J. Brooks…
Your Honor, I Rest My Case! I’m Guilty!
Dude didn’t say that, but he might has well have, given the way he presented himself. As reported by the Hunterdon County Democrat (New Jersey) at nj.com: Police gave the following report: A man called police from the Hess gas station on Route 31 north on Wednesday, Oct. 5 at…