Maybe this guy and the Niceville police officers are all regular Juice readers? While this is unlikely (The Juice aspires, but is realistic about his current reach), their behavior is indicative of the knowledge of a regular reader. As reported by The Northwest Florida Daily News: On Oct. 17 officers…
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Lady Follows Man Who Was Scratching Himself, And Calls Cop
Hey lady, get a life. If you were so offended by what you thought this guy was doing, why did you follow him? For the children? As reported by tcpalm.com: A 34-year-old woman told Port St. Lucie police she saw a man in his vehicle in a plaza on Southwest…
Dear, Can You Believe How Well Our New Plant Is Doing?
At a boot sale, which is roughly the equivalent of a swap meet, an elderly couple must have been delighted with the lovely plant they purchased. Certainly it was treated quite well, as evidenced by its incredible growth. So why is this Juiceworthy? As reported by the BBC: An elderly…
Wait, You Mean This Isn’t Burger King?
He’s The King! Stop hassling him! As reported by The Rome News-Tribune (Rome, Georgia): Rome Police were called to the [McDonald’s] restaurant at 2215 Shorter Ave. at approximately 1 p.m. by a manager in reference to a suspicious person. When they arrived, the manager said that a man dressed as…
What? I Can’t Drive Stick! You Can’t Drive Stick Either?
This was not a well-planned crime. As reported by wate.com (Knoxville, Tennessee): Police say the victim was stopped at a red light on Davida Lane at Merchants drive around 1:30 a.m. when the suspects walked to his car and asked for a cigarette. So far, according to plan. The victim…
Do You Know What’s In Your Pants?
If you were asked what’s in your pockets right now, you would probably know, right? This dude clearly thought he knew, but he was wrong … Per The Northwest Florida Daily News: On July 15 an officer was called to the Rancho Alegre bar on Hollywood Boulevard by employees who…
Talk About Adding Insult To Injury
Not sure how The Juice missed this one last week. One thing’s for sure – this gent wishes he’d missed. Yes, that’s cryptic. Here’s some clarification, as reported by NewsOn6.Com? Police were called to Southwest Medical Center on Saturday, July 14, after a man came into the emergency room with…
You Know When People Fire Celebratory Shots In The Air?
You do know that when you fire a bullet in the air, it will land somewhere, right? One man in particular is keenly aware of this. As reported by the Pinellas County (Florida) Sheriff’s Office: According to reports, [Richard John] Smeraldo, his wife and friends were watching the fireworks display…
Say Deputy, Aren’t You Forgetting Something?
If you have glasses, chances are you’ve misplaced them at some point. Let’s say you are a deputy, chances are, at some point … No! Chances are, this virtually NEVER happens, although it did to a New Mexico deputy, as reported by krqe.com: An off-duty Bernalillo County Sheriff’s deputy left…
Thief Will Have A Hard Time Using This, Um, Item, Without The Charger
Perhaps the thief was so excited about nearly completing his mission, that he forgot to steal the charger! As reported by The Daily Mail: A gold-plated vibrator has been stolen from a luxury sex shop in Brazil after an armed raider stormed into the shop and demanded staff hand over…