Yes, the current wife almost certainly would have found out anyway. But the new “wife” sure made it easy, thanks to Facebook. As reported by The Capital Journal (Pierre, South Dakota): To save his months-old marriage, Brian Wright must, a judge said Tuesday, end it and then divorce the wife…
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Worst Bank Robber Ever. Not Up For Discussion!
This one is in its own category. As reported by metro.co.uk: Paul Neaverson, 61, walked in to a branch of NatWest in Rainham, Kent and held a knife to the cashier’s neck. However he was caught out when he asked the clerk to transfer the money in to his own…
These Gents Definitely Picked The Wrong Woman To Mess With!
Sometimes looks can deceive. This is one of those times! As reported at mmafighting.com: Strawweight fighter Monique Bastos was on the way for her jiu-jitsu training with two friends in Acailandia, Brazil, on Tuesday night, when two men attacked her. They wanted their phones, but they had no idea Bastos…
Posting Videos Of Yourself Committing A Crime On Facebook? Brilliant!
Wait – so you’re saying if I post videos on Facebook, other people can see them? Why didn’t anyone tell me this? As reported by pix11.com: Stephen Ruth of Centereach, Long Island apparently got tired of getting tickets after trying to beat red lights at intersections with cameras affixed to…
You Know That When You Point A Gun Up And Fire It …
You know that when you point a gun in the air and shoot, that the slug will land somewhere, right? This is especially true when you fire a gun inside a building. As reported by The Bismarck Tribune: A Bismarck man is accused of firing a shotgun into the ceiling of…
Tell Me You Did Not Just Shoplift While Carrying Coke In Your Purse!
Please, tell me you did not just shoplift while carrying coke in your purse. As reported by Northwest Florida Daily News: A Walmart Asset Protection Associate became suspicious of the woman, identified as Tammy Sarah King, around 2:30 p.m. on July 31 because she was “constantly twitching and looking over…
Yeah, The Police Would NEVER Look For You There!
You rob a bank and you get away. Of course you wouldn’t go to any of your known haunts, or … would you? As reported by NJ Advance Media for NJ.com: Within hours of publicizing photos from bank surveillance after a TD Bank robbery, more than a dozen tipsters recognized…
He Does Live in No. 10, But …
I’m not drunk! I know where I live! It’s No. 10 right there. Well, not exactly. As reported in The Moultrie News Police Blotter: A drunk guy got a ride home one night to his apartment and told the driver he lived in apartment No. 10, according to a report.…
Worst Shoplifting Explanation Ever?
Admittedly there aren’t a lot of plausible explanations for shoplifting. Nevertheless, this one is a real doozy. As reported by The Times and Democrat (Orangeburg, South Carolina): An Orangeburg woman was charged with shoplifting at the Walmart on North Road. Walmart Loss Prevention personnel said the woman attempted to take…
Drugs On A Prison Roof? Stranded Inmate?
This so strange, you probably just assumed it happened in Florida. Alas, this odd series of events took place in Ireland. As reported by The Irish Times: A prisoner in Mountjoy Prison was stranded on a roof of the prison campus for nearly seven hours on Tuesday after climbing…