If you were to consider various means of escaping the country, there’s no way you would even include a kayak on your list. Well, it worked for this gent. As reported by The Hunterdon County [New Jersey] Democrat: Steven Pieczynski, 38, who also once lived in Lambertville, was convicted by…
Most of us would like to be young again. Okay, so most of the old folks like The Juice would like to be young again. And many of us say that we act young and feel young, and that’s all that matters. Not to this Texas lady. She went back…
On your birthday, you get a little leeway. A little. As reported by wlsam.com: Will County Sheriff’s deputies were called to Precise Stone in the 14000 block of West Illinois Highway on April 30 when the owner reported a former employee trying to steal property. Uh-oh. En route to the scene,…
Yes, you can get busted for walking down the street with a Bible. And yes, of course there is more to the story. As reported by The Bradenton Herald: The Bradenton Police Department detained a naked man after he was spotted walking in the 1100 block of Martin Luther King Avenue…
The Juice’s middle school teachers were so boring. Such was not the case for a Houston middle schooler. As reported by The Houston Chronicle: A 42-year-old Aldine middle school teacher who allegedly performed a lap dance for a student on his birthday has been charged with a felony. Felicia A.…
Maybe it’s not an addiction. A fetish? Whatever the reason, this gent is flat out not allowed to go to this Walmart, but he can’t help himself. As reported by The Northwest Florida Daily News: A man went into a local discount store to buy lightbulbs. He paid for them…
Who would go to a restaurant if they suspected the food might be tampered with? Well, there’s at least one woman who appears to fall into this category. As reported at highlinetimes.com (Washington State) in the police blotter: A Burien woman dining at the Tung Kee Mi Gia Chinese restaurant…
It’s unclear if this guy is a member of the first group of folks. He’s definitely someone who sucks at Walmart. As reported by The Independent Tribune (Concord, North Carolina): Michael Anthony Brown, of 207 Lincoln St. SW, Concord, was arrested and charged with assault on a female in March…
Of course it’s believable that a car being chased by one police car escaped, right? Absolutely. What about two? Three? Keep going. As reported by The Hamilton Spectator: Two video game thieves in a stolen car evaded a helicopter and officers from five police services in an incredible 90-kilometre [55.9…
It’s safe to say these folks won’t be going to each other’s house for dinner any time soon. As reported by The Daytona Beach News-Journal: A brawl between two families in Oak Hill on Sunday night included punching, scratching and a pit bull named Ellie May and her master both…