The Juice enjoys skiing, but this is just nuts. A Colorado woman tried to pass herself off as her boyfriend so that she could use his ski pass! From The Aspen Times: The trouble started when a woman was caught trying to use a man named Daniel’s ski pass at…
I would bet that even troglodytes are aware of the depth and breadth of the Xbox craze. Even people in their – um – 40s are caught up in it. Even amidst this craze, I think it’s fair to say this guy overreacted. As reported by WXYZ (Troy, Michigan): Clerks…
Maybe it’s a good idea to give a prisoner at least a few bucks upon his release? And maybe it’s not such a good idea to try to rob somebody right after you are released from jail? Anyway, this guy definitely picked the wrong woman to try to rob. From…
And what exactly was this man referring to when he asked his neighbor if she “wanted a piece of this?” His penis! Brilliant! And of course his name is “Mr. Smart” – really. Here’s the skinny, per The Cairns Post: A man taking a pee in his front yard waved…
No doubt there are many ways to smuggle things into a country. But check out this lizard-smuggling story from KTLA-TV: A man was arrested at LAX for trying to smuggle 15 live lizards into the United States by strapping them to his chest. Special agents with the U.S. Department of…
No doubt coffins are heavy. But it’s probably easier to carry them when you are sober! As reported by The Local: Two sisters are claiming damages [20,000 kronor ($2,895 US] from a firm of funeral directors after their father’s coffin was plunged ungracefully into a grave by undertakers unsteady on…
I think it’s fair to say that virtually every kid on earth is told not to play with fire. Many kids ignore it, and manage to escape unscathed. Such was not the case for an 11-year-old boy in Sweden. He was 9 on that fateful day. Per The Local (Sweden):…
I would imagine that 911 operators get a lot of strange calls. Still, I’ll bet they don’t get calls like this too often. As reported by the St. Petersburg Times: Joshua Basso said his cell phone ran out of minutes Wednesday, so he called the one number that he knew…
Did you know that eight is a very lucky number in China. Know why? Per the BBC: The number eight is considered auspicious in China because it sounds similar to the word for “to make money”. There are five Chinese guys who are most likely cursing the number eight right…
OMG, that is a sausage in your pants! A bunch of them, as it turns out. Per The Cairns Post: A man has been caught stuffing sausages down his pants in a bizarre alleged theft at an Innisfail supermarket. The 38-year-old Innisfail man was charged with stealing after he was…