You have to admit, it’s not the most illogical place to hide some sausage… It would appear, though, that this gent may have overdone it. Per The Cairns Post: A man hit a snag with police after he stuffed his pants with sausages and a meat pack in an alleged…
The Juice has learned that William Congreve is the source of this oft-quoted passage: Heav’n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn’d, Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn’d. Suffice it to say that Mr. Congreve had not met a man such as this fellow: An inebriated man…
“Shock” can mask a lot of things, but this? Per The Sun … A mugging victim had a six inch knife plunged deep into her back — and she didn’t even feel it. Skeptical? Check out the picture here. Incredibly the 22-year-old, who was knifed by a mugger on her…
In many households, there is a debate over piercings of various body parts. What body part? How many piercings? At what age? But what about this: piercing a kitten’s ears! That’s what a Luzerne County, Pennsylvania woman has been charged with, as reported by WNEP-TV. In fact, the jury is…
Crime must be down in Strathclyde (Scotland). Why? Because police there apparently have nothing better to do than to give a man a ticket for blowing his nose! And his car was stopped! As reported by Sky News: Michael Mancini had stopped his van in traffic and wiped his nose…
Public urination must occur almost as frequently as … um … public intoxication? Anyway, you probably wouldn’t be reading this if the gentleman in question, Mr. Nathan Strawn, had not allegedly urinated on the Nativity scene in a public square in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania! The Juice is not a criminal lawyer,…
Now The Juice can certainly imagine parishioners thwarting a robbery attempt during a church service. But a church office is a pretty soft target. Nevertheless, as reported by The Charlotte Observer: A northeast Charlotte church became a crime scene Wednesday evening, after a man tried to rob the place, police…
I’m not sure how The Juice missed this one (perhaps he was busy with his daytime gig), because it’s not often that an attorney gets busted for doing cocaine, in the courthouse, in the midst of a trial. As reported by the The Wininona Post (Minnesota): The assault trial for…
I would imagine it does not get more embarrassing than this. As reported by lite-news.com: A pensioner was caught engaged in a sex act with a horse when the animal’s owner drove past and could not believe what he was seeing. Retired farm worker David Chamberlin was watched as he…
Hey, it’s not so easy to start a cult. Just ask Tennessee resident Jonathan “The Impaler” Sharkey. As reported by News Channel 9: He called himself “The Impaler”. He claimed to be a vampire. Now, Jonathan Sharkey can call himself an inmate. Sharkey wanted to start up a commune in…