At least according to Merriam-Webster, a “fetish” is defined as “an object of irrational reverence or obsessive devotion,” or “an object or bodily part whose real or fantasied presence is psychologically necessary for sexual gratification and that is an object of fixation to the extent that it may interfere with…
So maybe this tanning salon customer didn’t use those exact words, but just about. As reported by The Daily News (Washington State): In a recently released report, police said Mary Marilyn Greene of Longview called Island Sun Tanning on July 8, asking if employees there had found “something bad.” Greene,…
If you didn’t get in any trouble as a kid, either you’re very clever, or your childhood was incomplete. But this kid? At only 12, he’s had enough trouble to last him for a long, long time. As reported by www.ksat.com: In Santa Fe, New Mexico, a 12-year-old boy high…
Rarely does a marriage that ends end well. This case from China (Jingzhou city, Hubei province) involves a marriage that ended very badly. As reported by Chutian Golden Newspaper, via China Daily: The 44-year-old husband, surnamed Pei, lost his ability to work six years ago because of a brain disease…
Needless to say, you won’t get flush working at the Rockaway, New Jersey Dunkin Donuts, even on the night shift, unless … As reported at dailyrecord.com: Melissa Redmond, 29, of Mine Hill, was arrested after a six week investigation known as “extra sugar” that began when police got a tip…
If you need a reminder of just how different cultures (and their customs and laws) can be, this ought to do it. As reported by The Times of India: The incident took place in the tribal dominated Masinda village in Debagarh’s Barkote police station area. It houses more than 40…
No matter how desperate you are, you just don’t steal from your Granny. Don’t tell that to this fella in New York. As reported by northcountrynow.com: St. Lawrence County Sheriff’s Deputies charged Codey A. Royce, 21, 38 Ames Rd., Edwards, with fourth-degree criminal mischief and petit larceny for allegedly stealing…
Question: How petty was it? Answer: a sticky bun! As reported by WPTV: A Florida man was arrested by police Monday after allegedly stealing a sticky bun from Walgreens, according to a Boynton Beach Police Dept. report. Police say James Gomperts fled from police and then crashed his bicycle into…
It’s a little strange to call 911 on yourself. It’s even stranger if you’re doing it because … “Basically I slapped him this morning because he wouldn’t have sex with me, and he hasn’t had sex with me in a couple of months, so I slapped him across the face…
So maybe it’s an unusual way to round out your outfit, but to each his own. From www.pennlive.com: A 21-year-old Harrisburg man who wears a red clown nose while walking in New Cumberland is not violent and poses no serious threat to the public, borough police said. Witnesses told officers…