This fellow was indeed born free and naked, but he’s in the slammer now (and clothed). He’s fortunate not to have been held in contempt. Perhaps the judge liked his singing. As reported by The Irish Times: A 49-year-old man from Youghal in Co Cork, who constantly sang ‘Born Free’…
Lots of people drink too much. Some people go on crime sprees. Not too many people do both simultaneously. Added to the list – a gent from from Wasilla, Alaska. Per The Alaska Dispatch News: A 27-year-old Fairbanks man faces multiple charges after he robbed a Wasilla coffee stand, pulled a…
If you thought you could find an expert on anything, you would be wrong. As reported by HurriyetDailyNews.com: A Turkish judge has taken full responsibility in a pornography case while acquitting the investigation’s suspects after the court failed to find an “expert on artificial vaginas.” You’re probably wondering why the…
You never know when you might need some cash. Some folks deal only in cash. (The Juice can think of a few …) But this much? As reported in The Brooklyn Paper’s Police Blotter (68th Precinct – Bay Ridge/Dyker Heights): A crook hit the jackpot when he lifted $18,600…
This is just not a smart way to cool yourself off for a lot of reasons – all of them obvious. As reported by wkyt.com: It was 90 degrees Thursday and a man apparently went into a South Williamson Wal-Mart to cool off. The Pike County Sheriff’s Department on Friday…
You may think that this could not happen in the United States. You would almost certainly be right. (The “insulting words” were not disclosed.) It happened in the United Arab Emirates. As reported by 7days.ae: The Federal Supreme Court has ordered a retrial for a man convicted of swearing at…
Forget about the other circumstances surrounding this man’s detention. It must have been obvious to the officers that something was amiss when the man said he was told to leave heaven. As reported by The Times and Democrat (Orangeburg, South Carolina): A 53-year-old Cordova man was taken into custody and…
This so strange, you probably just assumed it happened in Florida. Alas, this odd series of events took place in Ireland. As reported by The Irish Times: A prisoner in Mountjoy Prison was stranded on a roof of the prison campus for nearly seven hours on Tuesday after climbing…
File this under “strange shoplifters.” Why would you steal a fraction of the amount of the merchandise you paid for? You’ll find this woman’s explanation interesting. From the Moultrie News Police Blotter: A woman went into a local department store and purchased over $700’s worth of items, but not the…
Nobody just walks into a dentist’s office and does this, except this guy. As reported by the Seattle Post-Intelligencer: King County prosecutors claim James Pfitzner, Jr., provided his name, date of birth and Social Security number to an office manager at Aurora Dental Care, located in Seattle’s Greenwood neighborhood. Pfitzner,…