Exactly how did this burglar get busted by a cucumber? Here’s how, as reported by The Hull Daily Mail: A dozy burglar was caught by police after having a bite out of a cucumber. Got it yet? Billy Donnelly, from Bransholme, Hull was caught after leaving DNA at the scene…
You did not but this person for drinking tea suspiciously. You did? Think the court will approve? As reported by The Times of India: Bewildered by the explanation that a man was arrested because he was drinking tea in a “suspicious manner” at a road side stall near Shivaji University…
What exactly is HRUI? You have to ask? It’s horseback riding under the influence. The Juice has blogged daily for 6.5 years, and he hasn’t come across a similar case. Driving a motorized barstool under the influence? Yup. Driving riding mowers under the influence? Many times. Anyway, as reported by…
If you’re thinking “gifts” you would be wrong. As reported by The Northwest Florida Daily News (which The Juice somehow missed before): According to the Fort Walton Beach arrest report, the couple was arguing inside of the bathroom of their residence on Windsor Lane on Dec. 8 when the husband…
If you’re having success running the ball, you keep running the ball until the opposing team counters it by, say, putting more men in the box. (Yes, The Juice likes football.) But in life, going back to something that worked is not always a good idea, especially in the world…
Regular Juice readers know about the various ways people smuggle things into jail, many of which are NSFW. This is a new one on The Juice. As reported by the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office (Florida): Deputies have arrested a Trinity woman after she concealed suboxone strips behind stamps on envelopes…
Although they are out there, Kuwaitis would be hard-pressed to find a faith healer, a fortune teller, or a practitioner of black magic. How does The Juice know this? Well, as reported by The Arab Times: The Farwaniya police have arrested an unidentified person of African origin for carrying black magic…
Is there anyone who doesn’t know that 911 is just for emergencies? The Juice is guessing this dude knew, but was not deterred from calling it an absurd number of times. What stopped him? As reported by The Santa Cruz Sentinel: From July 30 to Tuesday, Nathan Jarvie, 33, called…
What does a police officer in Wales have to do to get fired? As it turns out, more than this gent, although you might have thought otherwise had you read the facts first. As reported by The Telegraph: An armed police officer who had sex with a married woman while…
As long as drunk people are not driving or hurting anyone, why not cut them some slack? This drunk gent was not the beneficiary of any such slack. What did he do? As reported at tcpalm.com: It could be argued that a majority of Fort Pierce residents sleep on beds. Pedro…