When Michael Jordan resumed playing basketball, you know he wasn’t going to play with a number 23 Jersey. No, that number was retired, period. While this gent’s jersey number is still retired, he’ll be wearing it every day, though not in a manner of his choosing. As reported by wdrb.com:…
The Juice is a personal injury lawyer, not a criminal lawyer. Nevertheless, it’s obvious that you can’t steal your own stuff. But you can fake a burglary. The question is, why would you? As reported by The New Hampshire Union Leader: Police said they responded to the 11 Cranberry Lane…
If you want to get the police department’s attention, there are other ways. This way, though, will definitely work! As detailed in the Colorado Springs Police Department blotter: On 01-09-14 at approximately 0756 hours, officers from the Sand Creek Division were dispatched to the Brunswick Zone, 999 N Circle Drive…
You can’t make this stuff up. Well, you could, and people would say “no way would that ever happen.” As reported by The Independent: A British woman attempted to sue her former lawyers for professional negligence, claiming that, alongside a number of other allegations, they failed to advise that finalising…
Of course prison is really, really bad. So what could be worse? Well … as reported by wdrb.com (Loiusville, Kentucky): An inmate realizes he picked the wrong night to escape from prison. Officials say 42-year-old Robert Vick turned himself in after escaping from a facility in Lexington on Sunday. Why…
It’s hard to make the “Wet Bandits” look good, but these gents have done it. How? By leaving their DNA at every crime scene. Brilliant! As found in The Star Online (Malaysia): A gang of thieves in Ipoh is leaving “a souvenir” behind everytime they rob a house. The police…
Motorized grocery carts are very useful for certain folks while doing their shopping. But outside of a grocery store, what would anyone use it for? The police may have asked Mr. Wedding that question, among many others. Per wdrb.com (Louisville, Kentucky): According to an arrest report, an officer saw 19-year-old…
Planes make emergency landings for a variety of reasons. Here’s a new one to add to the list, as reported by The Moscow Times: A criminal case on charges of hooliganism has been opened against the former deputy governor of the Chelyabinsk region on charges of hooliganism for beginning a fistfight…
Clearly he didn’t go about it the right way, and not to disparage White Castle, but having had their burgers, The Juice can testify that they would definitely go down better with beer, or any other alcoholic beverage. As reported by riverfronttimes.com (St. Louis, Missouri): A White Castle customer was…
A guy walks into a Mexican restaurant with a sword (this is not the beginning of a joke). Seriously, a guy walked into a Mexican restaurant in San Antonio with a sword, as reported by The Houston Chronicle (chron.com). [Adam] Kramer [age 28] ordered six tacos at Alondras De Jalisco…