When you hear the word “battery” you think of 2 things: “Hey, do you have a AAA battery?” Or you think of someone getting the ass kicked. The Juice is quite confident that you would not think of something like this. Per The Northwest Florida Daily News: A man was…
There are lots of ways to resist arrest. This one in particular, every male officer would likely agree, should carry an enhanced sentence. As reported by The Chicago Tribune: “Something’s wrong with her,” said Cook County Judge Adam Bourgeois Jr., who initially ordered the 20-year-old held on $50,000 bail. After…
There are lots of times in a person’s life when the best course of action is to just keep quiet. This would seem to be among the most obvious example of just such a case, but not to this gent. As reported by The Star-Ledger (via nj.com): Thomas Arahill, 55,…
If you are wondering how someone could withstand and do all of those things, you’re in good company. The judge was also puzzled. As reported by The Herald Mail (Hagerstown, MD): A Hagerstown man who broke a set of steel handcuffs and was shocked with stun guns 30 or more…
Another day, another scam. It was working pretty well until … they got caught! As reported by The Express-Times via LehighValleyLive.com: Two coupon counterfeiters have been jailed after police in Warren County uncovered a large-scale baby supply scam that hit hundreds of stores in nine states while netting one of…
No offense to all of The Juice’s white Mercedes-Benz-driving readers out there, but, given the headline, is it any surprise that the perp drove away in a white Mercedes-Benz? Out of the 62nd Precinct (Bensonhurst—Bath Beach) via brooklynpaper.com: A disgruntled customer battered a cashier with a box of Lipton Iced…
This was a joy ride for the ages. As reported by The Orlando Sentinel: Jose Quinones was bored and high. So the 19-year-old Orlando man decided to spice up his mundane life Wednesday in a wild way: a joy ride in a 5-ton Humvee. Quinones, deputies say, climbed a 7-foot…
Whether to prosecute or not is a judgment call. In this case, let it go! You will not believe what this woman is being prosecuted for. As reported by foxcarolina.com: A Pickens woman has been arrested and charged after deputies said she failed to return a Jennifer Lopez movie she…
You’re probably thinking, hmm, a bow and arrow? A pea shooter? A crossbow? A taser? (Please, that’s not Juiceworthy.) An RPG? A bazooka? No actually … via nbcconnecticut.com … Police said David J. Walski [60], of 55 Crouch Avenue, fired several rounds at his male relative with a flare gun,…
Sure it’s true that kids these days do a lot of things sooner than kids used to. But this? Yikes. As reported by Reuters: A ten-year-old Norwegian boy came up with a novel excuse after he drove his parents’ car into a snowy ditch on Wednesday morning: he told police…