If you are harboring any such doubts, this may dispel them. As reported by The Irish Mirror: A young drug addict has been found guilty of possessing heroin with intent to supply after police discovered he was concealing 28 packages of the drug- in his anus. The 16-year-old boy, who…
So if you get pulled over for a traffic matter, would it ever occur to you that you have a constitutional right not to identify yourself? Yeah, me either. But this lady? Whoa. You’re not going to believe this. As reported by The Carroll County Times: Close to a dozen…
Okay so it is vandalism, but it barely register’s on the Vandalometer. How was he caught? The way many “criminals” are caught, of course – by following the trail of penises! As reported by TheLocal.dk: A 31-year old man from Aalborg was convicted for a fairly bizarre act of vandalism…
As a daily bicycle commuter, it pains The Juice to speak (ahem, “allege”) ill of a fellow traveler. Alas, it is not looking good for this gent, as reported by NJ Advance Media for NJ.com: Jose Angel Perez-Luna, 31, Tannersville, Pa., was arrested early Sunday morning near the Holland Tunnel…
Arguments can start over the most absurd things. Somewhere out there, beyond the absurd things, there’s this, as reported in the Police Blotter of The Moultrie News: Police were called to a couple’s hotel room due to a verbal argument. The female told police the argument started because her boyfriend…
Sure thing dude. My house is your house! No, the homeowner wouldn’t have said that, because she had no idea who the guy was! As reported by The Salina Journal (salina.com): A burglar apparently got a case of the munchies after breaking into a house in the 700 block of…
As crimes go, this could have been a lot worse. In fact, it’s $5 away from not being a crime at all. As reported by The Highline Times (Burien, Washington): When the pastor of Highline United Methodist Church arrived to their location in north Burien on February 25th, she…
Do you really need a law criminalizing the failure to return a library book? Rhode Island thinks you do, and they have one! TITLE 11 Criminal Offenses CHAPTER 11-41 Theft, Embezzlement, False Pretenses, and Misappropriation SECTION 11-41-14 § 11-41-14 Failure to return book or other library property. – (a) Any…
Trust me, your trash isn’t that interesting. As reported by The Seattle Post-Intelligencer: Seattle’s privacy is in the trash, according to eight people suing the city over its composting ordinance. A lawsuit filed today in King County Superior Court argues that Seattle’s composting ordinance violates constitutional privacy by allowing garbage…
Yes, incredibly, this is a real story. As reported by myfoxdetroit.com: Three Bloomfield Hills kids who refused an order by a judge to go to lunch with their father have been ordered to a juvenile detention facility. “I felt like I was watching them be executed,” said Maya Tsimhoni. The…