Carpooling is fantastic. It’s even better when your passenger is a real person! As reported by The New York Daily News: “The Most Interesting Man in the World” may be good company, but he’s a bad carpool passenger. A Washington State trooper couldn’t resist snapping a photo — and issuing…
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A Really, Really Strange Fetish
The Juice has come across some strange fetishes in his thousands of posts over the years. This may be the strangest yet, as reported by The Philadelphia Inquirer. The Mayfair Town Watch reported yesterday on its Facebook page that the “Swiss Cheese Pervert” has been terrorizing neighborhood women. Yes, you…
Exactly Where Were Those Drugs?
Regular Juice readers would not be surprised to hear about someone hiding drugs in a body cavity. However, the circumstances of this perp’s secreting of the drugs are a bit unusual. As reported by northjersey.com; Borough police who stopped a man and his pregnant passenger on a minor motor-vehicle violation…
If You Snort That, You Won’t Get High …
Is it worse to burgle your family or strangers? That’s for you to decide. But this particular theft was particularly uncool (and gross) regardless. As reported by kmov.com (St. Louis, Missouri): The victim of a burglary says her father’s ashes were stolen and that two relatives and a third man…
Woman Goes Postal On Postal Employee At Post Offfice Over Post Office Box
Yeah, like the post office is going to grant access to a post office box to someone other than the person renting the box. Well, there’s one woman out there who thinks that should be the case. No doubt she would feel otherwise if someone wanted access to her post…
HRUI? That’s The Charge
What exactly is HRUI? You have to ask? It’s horseback riding under the influence. The Juice has blogged daily for 7 years, and he hasn’t come across a similar case. Driving a motorized barstool under the influence? Yup. Driving riding mowers under the influence? Many times. Anyway, as reported by…
So You Think That’s Me On My Phone Driving That Stolen Truck?
The “selfie” craze was crazy even pre-Weiner. This young man took it to another level. As seen and written on khou.com (yes, there’s a video): Officers pulled over 17-year-old Kenneth Davis around 4 a.m. Monday in a truck, police said, was stolen. Okay, he’s in some trouble. After Davis gave…
You Call That A Car Chase? Fine, A “Pursuit”
The Juice should have a separate flavor (check out the “flavors” [categories] on the right-hand side of Legal Juice) for posts like this: “What were you thinking?” As reported by The Baxter Bulletin (Mountain Home, Arkansas) Bull Shoals police officer David Chatman gave Stephen Lewis [age 47] a simple choice…
Some Hardcore Seahawks Fans
Just jumping up and down and yelling after touchdowns apparently was not a sufficient celebration for some of these folks. (Like most fans, they must not find field goals very exciting.) As reported by The Highline Times (Burien, Washington): A resident in the Boulevard Park neighborhood of Burien called the…
A Most UnChristian-Like Conversion Attempt
Although The Juice has strong opinions, you are unlikely to meet anyone with the conviction of this Idahoan. Under these circumstances, this is not a good thing. As reported by ktvb.com A Boise woman is facing felony charges after police say she attacked a Jewish acquaintance, stomping on the woman’s…