Regular Juice readers know that you have a first amendment right to flip off a police officer. That doesn’t mean you won’t be arrested and thrown in jail. It just means that ultimately you will prevail. Any way, the same does NOT hold true for Judges, as this gent learned.…
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A Novel Defense To A Charge Of Public Urination
Urinating in public? Well I never! Okay, maybe just this once … or, maybe not. As reported by The Iowa City Press-Citizen: An Iowa City Man was arrested for public intoxication at 10:40 p.m. Sunday after telling police the yellow liquid flowing through a handrail on steps leading to an…
Dad Gets Busted For Spraying “Liquid Ass” In School
Yes folks, you read that correctly. As reported by detroit.cbslocal.com: Jason Festerman was called to school after his son was suspended for spraying prank item Liquid Ass in his classroom. Ads claim Liquid Ass is a “power–packed, super–concentrated liquid (that) begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul…
Trust Me – You Will Not Believe What Happened At This Soccer Game
If you ever needed evidence supporting the fact that soccer fans are extremely invested in their teams, look no further than this bizarre incident. As reported by espnfc.com: The shocking incidents occurred in Maranhao, Brazil, last Sunday. According to reports, referee Otavio Jordao da Silva fatally stabbed footballer Josenir dos…
Judge Gets F-Bombed, And More. The Penalty?
Certainly a Judge must control the courtroom. How a Judge may do this, not surprisingly, is determined by the law. One tool is the power to hold someone in contempt. [Hint: It’s a power used, a lot, below.] According to the Supreme Court, if the sentence imposed for contempt is…
You Do NOT Want To Ask This Young Lady How The Football Game Was!
Old folks like The Juice, especially (and almost exclusively) men, often quote from Animal House. As Dean Wormer said: “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life …” If you could have seen her mug shot (it’s been removed) you would have seen that “fat” doesn’t apply.…
Safe To Say These Boys Won’t Be Playing “Doorbell Ditch” Again – Ever
There can’t be many boys out there who never played “doorbell ditch.” A few Missouri boys have definitely played this game out. In fact, they may never ring ANY doorbell again. As reported by The News-Leader (news-leader.com): Police say the boys angered the female resident to the point that she…
This Woman Clearly Thinks Her Husband Is Delicious. This Is Not A Good Thing.
Normally when a woman finds her husband appetizing, that would be a good thing, right? Not this time! Per The Palm Beach Post: City police say a woman poured barbecue sauce on her husband and went after him with a knife in each hand Tuesday, according to an arrest report…
A Painful Arrest – For The Arresting Officer
There are lots of ways to resist arrest. This one in particular, every male officer would likely agree, should carry an enhanced sentence. As reported by The Chicago Tribune: “Something’s wrong with her,” said Cook County Judge Adam Bourgeois Jr., who initially ordered the 20-year-old held on $50,000 bail. After…
You Really Took A Cab To Rob A Bank, And Use As The Getaway Car?
You’d have to be drunk or stoned to take a cab to a bank robbery and to have it wait for you while you did the deed, right? Right! This gent was drunk! As reported by The Tallahassee Democrat: Stanley Geddie arrived by taxicab and was drunk during an attempted…