Certainly it’s natural to want to maximize one’s real estate investment. But we are still, for the most part, a nation of laws. San Francisco landlords Kip and Nicole Macy apparently didn’t care much about the law. They were trying to clear out a 6-unit building they bought in San…
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“I’m Not The Best Criminal”
That may be an understatement. Sure, if you’re in jail, maybe it’s not a big deal to steal from another inmate. But what about stealing a computer from the jail? Yup. Per the Kalamazoo Gazette: Kalamazoo County Circuit Judge Gary Giguere Jr. sentenced [Western Michigan University student William K.] Bradley…
You Do Know That 911 Is Not A Confession Hotline, Right?
You call 911 when you are in trouble, not when you’re going to cause trouble. Who doesn’t know that? Well, there is this one guy … As reported by Lancasteronline.com: At 11:45 a.m., [52-year-old Dennis] Auker called 911 and said he was going to beat up his neighbor and put…
Truth: It’s Illegal For 12-Year-Olds To Trick Or Treat Here
In Newport News, Virginia, and some other fun-loving locales across the country, it is illegal for anyone over the age of eleven to trick or treat! This is truly one of the dumbest laws The Juice has encountered (and that’s saying something). Here’s the law: Sec. 28-5. – Prohibited trick…
A Very Strange Case Of Road Rage
When you think of road rage, you think about aggressive driving, or maybe even someone pulling a weapon, right? But this? You would not think of this. Ever. Per BeeNews.com (New York): Police responded to a road rage incident on Union Road. Reportedly, two motorists were spitting on each other…
This Should Definitely Increase Church Attendance, Among Males Anyway
How can you entice men to go to something, like say, church? In a word – strippers. There’s some crazy stuff going on in Warsaw, Ohio… From The Columbus Dispatch: Every weekend for the last four years, [Pastor Bill] Dunfee and members of his ministry have stood watch over [strip-club…
So A Guy Can’t Just Have A Few Drinks With A Couple Monkeys?
So maybe it’s not 100% certain that he was drinking with the monkeys, but he let them out of their cages, he was drunk, and … as reported by The August Chronicle (Georgia): According to a GHSU Police Bureau incident report, a co-worker discovered Coley Mitchell, 32, partially unclothed in…
Perhaps A Certain Law Is The Reason This Company Had A Party Here To Reward Top Salesmen?
Why would a German company have a party for its top salesmen in Budapest, Hungary? Could it be because prostitution is legal in Hungary? Hmmm. As reported by the BBC: Munich Re is the world’s biggest re-insurer – in other words, the company acts as an insurance company for other…
Trespassing Charge For F-Bomb Shirt? Yup.
In some ways, The Juice is like a comedian hoping the buffoon gets elected so he’ll have good material. Well, folks like this will keep The Juice knee-deep in oranges for years to come. Here’s yet another example of a time-wasting prosecution of an f-bomb case. The Juice has two…
If You Call Out Constable Jay, A/K/A “Slim Shady,” Be Prepared To Eat It
A police officer who stepped up in a Fortitude Valley freestyle rap battle has become a cult hit on YouTube, as reported by The Courier-Mail. The clip shows the officer being taunted by local rapper Fluence, who risks arrest for obscenity and public nuisance with a line about “makin’ bacon”.…