Doesn’t everyone like pizza? Well … A Central Texas man has been accused of stabbing his girlfriend after she brought home pizza instead of a chicken sandwich he wanted for lunch. McLennan County jail records show Michael Corsey of Waco was being held Saturday on a charge of aggravated assault…
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Woman Claims Divorce Lawyers Should Have Told Her Divorce Would End Her Marriage
You can’t make this stuff up. Well, you could, and people would say “no way would that ever happen.” As reported by The Independent: A British woman attempted to sue her former lawyers for professional negligence, claiming that, alongside a number of other allegations, they failed to advise that finalising…
Maybe Prison Isn’t So Bad?
Of course prison is really, really bad. So what could be worse? Well … as reported by wdrb.com (Loiusville, Kentucky): An inmate realizes he picked the wrong night to escape from prison. Officials say 42-year-old Robert Vick turned himself in after escaping from a facility in Lexington on Sunday. Why…
An Incredible Sale At Macy’s – You Want That? It’s $5!
So you didn’t hear about the sale at Macy’s where, for a very limited time, everything was $5? Well, there is a catch. There’s always a catch. As reported by wpbf.com: Vasthi Marseille and Marline Santelus were arrested Thursday on charges of grand theft and organized scheme to defraud. Wait.…
It Just Sounds More Believable When A Nun Says It
Although countless acres of pot are growing throughout the world, it is unlikely many of them are in the garden of a convent. There is (or was) one such acre in the garden of a convent in Uganda, as reported by the BBC: A regional police chief told the BBC…
Thieves Literally Leave A Trail From Crime Scene
It was an easy day at the office for the police officers assigned to this caper. As reported by The Daily Mail: It was an early festive gift for John Dacre who had called in ‘special branch’ after the [Christmas] trees and dozens of holly wreaths and festive decorations went…
“Unlucky” Charms: Husband Accuses Wife Of Using “Black Magic” – Police Investigate
So the police will investigate you if your husband merely claims you are using black magic? Apparently so, at least if you live in Kuwait. As reported by the Arab Times: A Kuwaiti man has filed a complaint with the Adan Police Station accusing his ex-wife of doing black magic.…
Happy Judge Pens Humorous Order Canceling Trial
Not many Orders merit a block quote on Legal Juice. This one, from the case of Kissel v. Schwartz … out of Kentucky, most definitely does. So, without further ado: “And such news of an amicable settlement having made this Court happier than a tick on a fat dog because it is…
So You Say The Car Is Where?
Hey, younger drivers are going to make mistakes, especially after they’ve had something to drink. Here’s the latest installment of “Yikes” as reported by The Hamilton Spectator (Ontario): A Burlington teen faces careless driving charges after crashing into a home. Halton police say ‘miraculously’ no one was injured when the…
I’ll Take That Vehicle. And I Mean “Take”
Please, please, please just tell The Juice you did not fall for the oldest trick in the book – the “key swap.” Okay, so The Juice had never heard of the “key swap” either. As reported by tcpalm.com: It sounds like a Hollywood heist. Thieves stole a $55,000 vehicle from…