(No, not in the book.) Warning: This post is not suitable for children. And The Juice isn’t just saying that to pique your interest. You will not believe this woman’s hiding place. As reported by The News-Press: A Pompano Beach woman is in custody at the Lee County Jail for…
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“Vampire” Has His Day In Court, Fares Well
This is really gross and weird. Who likes sucking blood so much that he would do it for 2-3 minutes? Why would you let someone do that? As reported by The Arizona Republic: A vampire-crazed man was sentenced Monday to three years probation for stabbing a friend who had refused…
Reptiliality? School Employee Not Exactly A “Role Model” – Found With Videos Of Woman Engaged In Sex Acts With Horses, Dogs, A Frog, A Donkey, A Gerbil, And A Snake On His Computer
A frog? Forget about the mechanics of it (if you can). How can someone possibly derive sexual pleasure watching a woman and a frog? At least one gent did, as reported by The Sun: Michael Hall, 46 — who is also a school governor and worked on a council panel…
Warning: This Will Gross You Out
Please, if you are prone to being grossed out, stop here. Remember, The Juice warned you. So, it started with what appeared to be a routine suspected DUI. Then it got weird, and gross. As reported by The Durango Herald (Colorado): According to an arrest affidavit, the events began at…
Man Tries To Smuggle All Kinds Of Stuff Into Jail
Most of the stuff speaks for itself – but not all of it. Per the Herald-Tribune (Sarasota, Florida): A homeless man went to court and was arrested on Friday, but the notable part of the story is what he hid from the judge as he stood before him. The judge…
You Can Be Sure These Young Men Won’t Be Snorting Drugs Again
After this experience, it’s hard to imagine any of these young men snorting anything again, EVER. Although they thought they were snorting drugs, turns out they were snorting dogs and a man. Yes, you read that correctly. As reported in The New York Post: Waldo Soroa, 19; Matrix Andaluz, 18;…
This Is Your Excuse For Speeding? In Court?
Just when you thought you’d heard them all… Check out this excuse for speeding, as reported in The Local: A woman from southern Sweden has lost her bid to have a speeding fine overturned on the grounds that she was suffering from diarrhea at the time of the offence. The…
Fight Over Flowers Ends With A Severed …
No, not that. So 65-year old Pamela Fox thought 50-year-old neighbor Marija Andric harmed her flowers. Ms. Fox then allegedly “poured a caustic substance over the borders and lawn of [Ms.] Andric,” per The Telegraph. But that wasn’t the end of it. Mrs Fox confronted Miss Andric, who opened her…
Now How’d That Fly Get In My Food?
This simple plan failed in the execution (of the plan, not the flies …). As reported in The Nanjing Morning Post: Police in Nanjing, Jiangsu province, recently arrested three men who cheated restaurants of money after putting dead flies in their food. Wu, Wang and Zheng, all in their 20s…
Hope That You Never Get This Lonely
Let’s just say this story involves seeking comfort from an animal, specifically, a donkey. You have been warned. As reported in The Sunday News: In an incident that left the people of Filabusi dumbstricken, a 71-year-old widower was last week arraigned before the courts after he was caught raping a…