This is definitely not your average burglary! As reported at nbcphiladelphia.com A burglar who authorities said masturbated on a woman’s deck and then stole her dog was shot when he broke into a second Bucks County apartment, according to investigators. Right? Nothing average about that! You can read more, and…
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So This Guy Walks Into A Police Station …
Occasionally people walk into a police station and confess to crimes. But how often do they walk into the station and commit crimes? Well, it happened recently in Philly, per wpvi tv (Philadelphia, PA). It was around 11:30 a.m. Sunday when police say 33-year-old Carlen Higgs walked into the Upper Darby…
Someone Had A REALLY Bad Courtroom Experience
Sure, there are many possible explanations. But The Juice is going with this one: Someone had a REALLY bad day in court at some point in his or her life. As reported by WISC TV (at channel3000.com): Madison Mayor Paul Soglin said changes are needed to protect employees at the…
One Man’s Foot Odor Is Another Man’s Perfume+
Foot fetishes don’t seem to be that uncommon. The question is “Why?” As reported by CTV News Toronto: An Innisfil, Ont. man has been arrested in connection with a series of sexual assaults involving women’s feet. The man is accused of several instances of licking women’s feet and stealing their…
That Must Be A Very Big Cavity
Unfortunately, The Juice is not referring to the kind of cavity you get in your teeth. It’s a cavity you might use to try to smuggle drugs – in this case A LOT of drugs! As reported by The Jamaica Online Star: The court was told that on October 17,…
The Walmart Effect?
Why do so many weird things happen in or around Walmart? Probably because they’ve taken over, and people spend so much time there. Any way, this gent won’t be welcomed in Walmart, or anywhere else, for a spell. As reported by The Herald-Tribune: A North Port retiree was jailed Wednesday…
Can’t A Man, Alone In Elevator, Have A Little Privacy?
If you live in Britain, you have to know that cameras are everywhere. And yes, that includes elevators too. And seriously, you couldn’t wait another minute or two? Per The Daily Post: A man who defecated in a lift is being hunted by police as part of a crackdown on…
They Are Going To Look There!
Regular Juice readers know that the cops are going to look everywhere, even there, and other areas in the vicinity! As reported in Off the Beat with Will Greenlee at tcpalm.com: A deputy stopped the man after suspecting the window tint on his Mercury was illegal. The driver identified himself…
One-Woman Show In Middle Of Street Leads To Latest Arrest
The Juice is scratching is head, wondering how he missed this story… It’s a virtual certainly that if the residents of this neighborhood could get rid of one person, it would be Jackie Shields. Why her? Well, as reported by The Gloucestershire Echo: Only a week after [Ms. Shields] was banned…
These Gents Make The “Wet Bandits” Look Good
It’s hard to make the “Wet Bandits” look good, but these gents have done it. How? By leaving their DNA at every crime scene. Brilliant! As found in The Star Online (Malaysia): A gang of thieves in Ipoh is leaving “a souvenir” behind everytime they rob a house. The police…