There’s not enough money in the world … Per The Courier & Mail: French police say they have arrested a 63-year-old woman who was leading her 40-year-old companion along a busy shopping street by a leash attached to his exposed penis. The couple were detained on Wednesday afternoon in the…
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You Will Never Guess What Bodily Function This African Nation Is Considering Outlawing
Sure, there are more delicate ways to say this. But regular readers know The Juice prefers the blunt approach. So … The governing administration in Malawi is proposing legislation that would outlaw farting in public! Truth! As reported by afrik-news.com: The Bingu wa Mutharika led administration is to introduce a…
Old Toilets Make Excellent Planters … Or Do They?
Whatever happened to “live and let live?” Something surely happened to it in Lakemoor, Illinois. Just ask Ms. Tina Asmus, who used two toilets and a sink as planters in her yard. For this abominable crime, she was fined $25 under the village’s public nuisance ordinance, as reported by The…
Sued For Not Wearing Panties?/No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
Wait. That didn’t come out right. The “good deed” was an appearance at a charity event for children in Mumbai, India. And the person being sued is the beautiful actress/model Yana Gupta (yes, that’s her). Sadly, it is true that she is being sued for allegedly not wearing panties. As…
You Could Do Better For A Landlord
Let’s just say that you wouldn’t want to live in an apartment owned by Vincent Tan of Edmonton, Alberta. Here’s what he was up to: A tenant came home and found Mr. Tan with his pants off and an erection visible through his underwear. Zoinks! Enter the police, who then…
Crazy Domains Ad With Pam Anderson Banned – Too Much Skin?
This ad was banned by Australia’s Advertising Standards Bureau after viewer complaints. I’m with Gavin Collins, the managing director of Crazy Domains. He blamed “feminist bloggers” for stirring up the controversy and is fighting the ban.
Starbucks, Or Bikini Bottoms Espresso Stand?
Pasties were booked into evidence – for real. The Juice is confident you can see where this post is going. So, here are your choices: Starbucks, where the baristas are fully clothed, or Bikini Bottoms Espresso Stand, where the baristas wear bikinis and … pasties. Exactly. Looks like the folks…
Virginia Is For Lovers … Unless They Are Gay …
Let’s just say that Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell is not off to a very good start, unless, that is, you think it’s just fine to discriminate against homosexuals. As reported by talkingpointsmemo.com: McDonnell (R) on Feb. 5 signed an executive order that prohibits discrimination “on the basis of race, sex,…
If You Thought We Were Past People Having A Problem With Long Hair, Think Again
(Full disclosure: “Hair” is one of The Juice’s top ten favorite films.) Even in late 2009, long hair is STILL an issue in some schools. The crazy thing about this story is, we’re talking about a 4-year-old boy! (Click on the link at the end of the post to see…
That’ll Teach You To Pick On Cross-Dressers
Two drunks guys (Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22) decided to hassle two cross-dressing men. Big mistake. True, the drunk “bully” got one punch off, but that was it. Per The Daily Telegraph: But the fight is over in a matter of seconds as the other cage fighter, sporting…