A recent police blotter from The Hamilton Spectator (Ontario, Canada) has several examples of just how stupid people can be when they’re drunk. Of course, it might not be any different when they’re sober … but at least they wouldn’t put the lives of others at risk. This dipstick apparently…
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Cutting In Front Of This Lady? Big Trouble.
The term “road rage” is used a lot, probably too much. But this case right here, this is definitely road rage. As reported by The Tampa Bay Times: The onslaught began when Bonnie N. Coleman, 31, was driving west on Tampa Road in Oldsmar and Therese O’Neill, 29, cut in…
Sorry Your Stepdad Is Such A Tool.
When he was a kid, in addition to being a tool, this California elected official must have really sucked at baseball. Sadly, below you can see him taking it out on his stepson. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cp-vMQXX7I You can read more about it here.
Fat, Drunk And Stupid …
If you don’t recognize the title of the post, go watch “Animal House.” Now. Since you’ve seen the movie, or at least the clip, The Juice can tell you that Dorfman has nothing on these two. As reported by the Volusia County (Florida) Sheriff’s Office: Volusia County Sheriffs investigators have…
Can Dutch Guy Call Cop An Ant-F*cker?
In a country where past cases have made it quite clear that one may not insult police officers with impunity, this would seem to be a no-brainer. But what is considered an insult is unclear, as this case demonstrates. As reported by DutchNews.nl: A homeless man has been cleared by…
Teacher’s Aide Suspended Because She Wouldn’t Show Superintendent Her Facebook Page!
People do need to have private lives, though at least one school superintendent feels otherwise. He suspended Kimberly Hester, a teacher’s aide, because she wouldn’t show him her Facebook page. Here’s the story, as reported by wsbt.com: “It was very mild, no pornography,” she said of the picture she posted…
You Got Some Vodka For THAT Dog?
Unlike some folks out there, The Juice is not about denigrating women. The “dog” in question is actually a dog. As reported by The Helena Independent Record: At about 11:30 p.m. [on March 1], East Helena police responded to a report of an intoxicated dog being cared for at Smith’s…
A Slice Of Domestic Bliss
Certainly domestic life often presents challenging situations. But this? As reported by BeeNews.com (New York): Police responded to a North Seine Drive residence where a male and female were having an argument about how the pizza had been sliced. Really?
Brothers (Age 47 & 55) STILL Can’t Play Nicely. Mom Ends Up In The Hospital.
Fellas, did you not see your old mom sitting there when you started to mix it up? The Juice is guessing this is not the first fight between these two brothers. As reported by the Beaver County Times (Pennsylvania): Police said Terry Wayne Welling, 47, was upset that a dog…
From Walking Away To Kicking A Cop In The Face?
The Juice understands that sometimes it’s hard to just walk away. This was NOT one of those times… As reported by ObserverToday.com (New York): Maria K. Sams, 18, of McDonough Street, Dunkirk was charged with second-degree harassment and littering on Feb. 11. Police responded to a fight at McDonald’s but…