If you want to be master of your domain, do NOT live in a neighborhood governed by a homeowners association. If you choose to do so, just remember that things like this could happen to you. As reported by wsmv.com (Nashville, Tennessee): A Brentwood homeowners association is threatening to sue…
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You’ve Heard Of “Helicopter Moms”?
Yes, of course you’ve heard of helicopter moms. But what about helicopter dads? They don’t get a lot of ink. This gent is the exception! As reported by The Guardian An Italian father who forced his teenage daughters to ski competitively and eat a macrobiotic diet because he was concerned…
Yeah, Nobody Does. But Still, You Might Want To Read Those Homeowners Association Rules!
Yes, some people want rules in their neighborhood. And that’s why some people move into condos or neighborhoods governed by homeowners associations. But there are some really stupid rules – like this one! And some of you will say that these folks could have read the rules in advance, but…
A Father Texting His Daughter! How Nice, Or … Is It?
Normally it would be nice for a father to text his daughter. Here, not so much. As reported by wowt.com: The Nebraska Supreme Court on Friday reversed a lower court’s issuance of a domestic abuse protection order for a 16-year-old girl against her father, saying his vulgar, obscenity-laced texts did…
Time To Find Another Line Of “Work”
The night could most succinctly be described as “0 for 2”. To call this gent a “robber” would be stretching the definition of the term, though it wasn’t for lack of trying. As reported by KUTV (Utah): A man entered a Subway restaurant at 5550 W. 3500 S. just after…
No! A Police Officer Dropped A Few F-Bombs For Emphasis! Oh The Humanity!
You would think the world ended. So some police officers dropped the f-bomb for emphasis. Is this really a big story? Clearly The Juice doesn’t think so. As reported by newschannel9.com (Chattanooga, Tennessee): It’s a caught-on-tape moment you have to hear to believe. Two Dalton Police Officers hurling the f-bomb…
Just Calm Down People
If more people were as suspicious as this “good samaritan,” The Juice would move to an island. Hell, he might just do it any way. As reported by khou.com: A loving husband triggered a massive police presence on Tuesday at a Cricket Store in southeast Houston. Police received a call…
This Is How You Treat Your Best Friend?
Everyone has heard a dog referred to as “man’s best friend.” This lady sure treated her “best friend” very, very badly. And the kind person who tried to intervene didn’t fare too well either. As reported by The Hamilton Spectator (Ontario): Police were called to the area of King Street…
A One-Way Ticket To Hell
Sorry, The Juice gets worked up when a cyclist is involved. He gets that a lot of people just don’t like cyclists, though he doesn’t fully understand why. But this? As reported by wdrb.com (Louisville, KY): A Louisville man is accused of assault after police say he intentionally struck a…
Not The Most Enlightened Sex Education Program
The source for today’s Juice? A Change.org petition that came The Juice’s way. No doubt this law will end homosexuality in Alabama… Clearly a class adhering to the requirements of this law cannot be called sex “education.” The law is Section 16-40A-2 of the Alabama Code: MINIMUM CONTENTS TO BE…