Actually, “hot” and “warm” revenge didn’t work out too well either for David Alan Hawkins, who had the misfortune of trying to develop a condominium project when the Savings and Loan crisis hit in the 1980s. He lost his financing, and the project, with the collapse of Queen City Savings…
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Not The Best Way To Get Your Spouse Out Of The Bathroom
Nobody has to go to the bathroom this badly. To what length did this man go to try to get his wife to leave the bathroom? You won’t believe this one. Per The Northwest Florida Daily News. According to the Fort Walton Beach arrest report, the couple was arguing inside…
This Gent Didn’t Have A Very Good Weekend
How bad was this gent’s weekend? Let’s just say that, for a man whose last name is “Irish”, there was nothing lucky about it. As reported by The Union Leader: Police were called to the Mall at Rockingham Park Friday at 8:19 p.m. in response to complaints that a man…
If This Is Any Indication, Donkey Rustling Is An Extremely Serious Crime In Mexico
Not sure how The Juice missed this one. In this case, the old saw is true – that a picture is worth a thousand words. (Click on the link below.) As reported by Reuters: Four men stand tied up in front of one of the two donkeys which residents had…
This Gent Was LUCKY He Passed Out In Public
Passing out in public is generally not a good thing. There are exceptions. As reported by The MetroWest Daily News (Framingham, Massachusetts): On Friday, two women told police that they were about to go into the ATM at the Roche Bros., but [Eric Lee] Siggins was sitting on a bench…
I Told You We Shouldn’t Have Taken That One!
It stinks when your car breaks down. It really stinks when you borrow someone else’s car, and it breaks down. It really, really stinks when you steal someone else’s car, and it breaks down, and … Per the Colorado Springs Police Department: Shortly after completing an unrelated call for service,…
Hey, Junior. There’s This Really Cool Place Called “Outside.”
The world is so vast and full of excitement and wonder. Why would you not want to explore it? Well, in a word, xBox. As reported by The Review (East Liverpool, Ohio): A deputy was called to a home on Wayne Bridge Road, Lisbon, at 9:10 a.m. Sunday, because a…
Like The Juice On Facebook, And Follow Him On Twitter, Or Else …
Or else what? If you don’t like The Juice on Facebook, and/or follow him on Twitter (@LegalJuice), expect a visit from Officer Cartman. He gets very angry if you do not respect his authority.
Lady Follows Man Who Was Scratching Himself, And Calls Cop
Hey lady, get a life. If you were so offended by what you thought this guy was doing, why did you follow him? For the children? As reported by tcpalm.com: A 34-year-old woman told Port St. Lucie police she saw a man in his vehicle in a plaza on Southwest…
Woman Makes Interesting Call From Ambulance After Crash
Who do you think this woman called after the crash, on the way to the hospital? She called her insurance company – to report it, right? Well, not exactly. As reported by PhillyBurbs.com: On the way to the hospital after she was involved in a four-car accident last October, Regina…