You may be wondering: “Can you break that?” Unfortunately for Mr. Doe, the answer is “yes.” And yes, it gave rise (sorry) to a lawsuit. The case, out of Massachusetts, is John Doe v. Mary Doe. Facts. The summary judgment record, viewed in the light most favorable to the plaintiff,…
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You Will NOT Believe This Lawsuit By A Teacher Against A Student
Q: Who has ever even heard of “rabbit phobia”? A: All of Germany, and with the help of The Juice, the entire world! As reported by Spiegel Online: In Germany, drawing rabbits on the blackboard can land you in court. A schoolteacher has made nationwide headlines by filing a lawsuit…
What Would You Do If You Saw Someone Giving Money Away? Call The Cops, Of Course.
There’s an old saying:”If it seems too good to be true, it is.” There’s another old saying: “There’s an exception to every rule.” Here’s an exception, as reported by Reuters: Standing in the aptly chosen “Frohsinnstrasse” (“Cheerfulness Street”) in the town of Aschaffenburg, the unnamed pensioner wore a sign around…
Uh – That’s Okay. I’ll Just Steal Another Car
This gent certainly had the element of surprise on his side. The wannabe car thief was not prepared for this contingency [per The Daily Telegraph] … Russell Stuart, 51, was asleep in his home in Dymchurch, Kent, when he heard his Peugeot 405 being started up in his driveway in…
Thanks To The Orange Juice Burglar (And The Sun Sentinel), “Legal Juice” Further Enters Our Lexicon
A big “shout out” from The Juice to Mr. John Long of Loxahatchee, Florida for the assist (along with, or course, the Sun Sentinel) in further entrenching “legal juice” into our lexicon. How did he do this? Here’s how, as reported by the Sun Sentinel: [Mr.] Long … is the…
You WILL Get Me My McNuggets!
The queen of the McNuggets. The Juice blogged about Ms. Dushane previously, but at the time, the video of the incident had not been released. It has now, and here it is: As reported by The Toledo Blade: The video was made public, according to the Lucas County prosecutor’s office,…
This Should Definitely Increase Church Attendance, Among Males Anyway
How can you entice men to go to something, like say, church? In a word – strippers. There’s some crazy stuff going on in Warsaw, Ohio… From The Columbus Dispatch: Every weekend for the last four years, [Pastor Bill] Dunfee and members of his ministry have stood watch over [strip-club…
What Do You Do If You’re Dissatisfied With Your Mechanic? Well …
This is one dude whose car you better not screw up, or else … Or else what? Here’s what, per the Orlando Sentinel: A convicted felon is accused of battering an Orlando mechanic because of dissatisfaction with the mechanic’s work. Yikes. And it wasn’t just any old [alleged] battery. Patrick…
Cavaliers Fan Just A Little Too Upset Over The News
Sure, it was a big blow to Cleveland Cavaliers fans when LeBron announced that he was headed south. But really, how upset can you get? Pretty upset, judging from this dude. From the Strongsville Ohio Police Blotter: SUSPICIOUS SITUATION, MEADOW LANE: A Strongsville man was advised by police last Thursday…
Giving Criminals A Bad Name …
A clever theft job in which nobody is hurt is much easier to swallow than, well, a crime like this one out of Australia. Per The Courier-Mail: About 2am, the offenders kicked in the windows of the Coffee Club in the Home Centre on Springwood and dragged a hefty safe…