What happens when a robbery is both poorly planned and poorly executed? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuKUAEHfgSg Even money says the dude is still running.
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A Serious Domestic Dispute
All couples have disagreements. Fortunately, most folks don’t handle them the way this Sioux Falls, South Dakota couple did. Here’s what went down, as reported by The Argus Leader (per the police): Edward Martin Lopez Jr. and Russett Lynn Cantrell, both 27, began to argue at their home … early…
If You Call Out Constable Jay, A/K/A “Slim Shady,” Be Prepared To Eat It
A police officer who stepped up in a Fortitude Valley freestyle rap battle has become a cult hit on YouTube, as reported by The Courier-Mail. The clip shows the officer being taunted by local rapper Fluence, who risks arrest for obscenity and public nuisance with a line about “makin’ bacon”.…
Judicial System Makes Cops Strip To Nail Prostitutes?
So says Green Tree [Pennsylvania] Council President Mark Sampogna. As reported in The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette: Green Tree officials said they will not pursue any disciplinary action against police Chief Andrew Lisiecki for his conduct while on prostitution detail last month. In the letter to Pittsburgh Police Chief Nate Harper and…
Don’t Let Just Anyone Tattoo Your Back …
Is it really a good idea to let someone tattoo your back after you’ve had an argument with him? Um, NO, as a 25-year-old Australian man learned the hard way. The tattoo was supposed to be a yin yang symbol with dragons. As reported by The Courier Mail: A 21-year-old…
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A Good Deed That Took A Bizarre Turn
Back in December, a Costa Mesa, California woman, who was herself going through a rough patch, allowed a woman to sleep in her car. Upon returning to the car, she reports that the sleeping woman had died. So what did she do? Nothing! Here’s what happened, and how the police…
A Surefire Way To End A Crime Spree
Man, this crime thing is easy. They’ll never catch us! Hey, I need some new jeans. Let’s head over to Walmart … Well, that’s what 20-year-old Dustin Matthew Marshall and 19-year-old Lindsey Samantha Scholl apparently did. And Mr. Marshall got his jeans. But when he took off with the new…
92-Year-Old Hasn’t Lost His Desire, May Never Have Had Tact
The public library is a terrific place for a 92-year-old man to … hook up? So thought Florida resident Herbert Johnson. The library’s employees were not flattered. Per nbcmiami.com: Stuart resident Herbert Johnson, 92, has been ordered to stay out of Martin County public libraries after waging an amorous campaign…
So Much For Anger Management Class …
Well, when you’re “managing” something, you still have to use it, right? Maybe that’s what happened when a woman allegedly stabbed her classmate during an anger management class! As reported by The Seattle Times: Bellevue police say Faribah Maradiaga [age 19] “blew up out of control” and stabbed the classmate’s…