In describing this woman as the “best panty thief ever,” The Juice is talking volume. But volume isn’t everything. You know how athletes are often characterized by their level of field awareness? Well, this woman has absolutely NO camera awareness, which will probably lead to her apprehension. As reported by…
Sure, maybe you get 2-for-1 occasionally. Hell, maybe you go to a super sale now and again, and with multiple markdowns, get something for 90% off the original price. But you will never, ever get the deals this woman gets when she travels. Via kstp tv (Minneapolis, Minnesota): ABC News…
If you have successfully beaten the system (way to go New Jersey!), and are getting paid on an ongoing basis, why would you take an on-the-books job? See, that’s how you get caught. As reported by NJ Advance Media for nj.com: [Former Piscataway, New Jersey teacher] John Brishcar, 59, of…
If you don’t follow Legal Juice on Twitter (@LegalJuice), the bird gets it. And lest you feel complacent because of Mr. Wile E. Coyote’s track record, rumor has it that he is ending his longstanding relationship with Acme for “a more reliable supplier.” When asked if maybe he’s the problem,…
To call this pair “smugglers” would raise the ire of smugglers everywhere. As reported by North Country Now (Potsdam, New York): Two Canadians were charged with possession of 75 pounds of marijuana Thursday and jailed on $25,000 bail, according to state police. Troopers charged Chantal L. Mondon, 35, and Dat-Shing…
If you can believe the police shows and movies, the worst jobs are probably desk jobs and traffic. This unit ain’t nothing like that! As reported by countercurrentnews.com: A police officer in Arkansas recently lost his job after he exposed a massive scheme that allowed officers to have sex with…
Really, if you’re going to commit an armed robbery, with 2 other people (!), you can’t do any better than this? Rolls of pennies? As reported by wmbfnews.com (Myrtle Beach, SC): Three males in hooded sweatshirts and masks robbed a convenience store in Horry County at gunpoint Monday night, making…
You go out drinking, and shit happens. But four times? Fuhgeddaboutit. As reported in the The Police Blotter in The Brooklyn Paper [88th Precinct (Fort Greene–Clinton Hill)]: Some careful crooks emptied the pockets of a man sleeping on the Q train on Dec. 13, according to police. The groggy 43-year-old…
You know how when you watch TV shows about jail or prison, the joints are filled with contraband? Well, it’s true. Some prisons have such a problem with prisoners using cell phones that they have to jam them! As for drugs in the joint, here’s an example, as reported by…
Why would your appearance require that you are always on your best behavior, or at least on the right side of the law? The answer will soon be abundantly clear. As reported by The Northwest Florida Daily News: Kenneth Dewain Parker was in an argument with a woman on Oct.…