You might think that someone is not going to hit you in the face and get away with it. But you probably hadn’t envisioned anything like this. As reported by fox17online.com (Michigan): Two men say assaulted a woman assaulted them with a fish last weekend. Holy mackerel! [Yeah, yeah. You…
Some things you can chalk up to just having a bad day. But this? Nope. Gotta check yourself way before your fist approaches the meter maid’s face. As reported by the Chicago Sun-Times: A west suburban man has been charged for allegedly punching a female meter maid in the face…
If you don’t follow Legal Juice on Twitter (@LegalJuice), you missed this, and the occasional story that The Juice thinks is time-sensitive (not timeless, like The Juice’s other posts.) Judge orders that Defendant have duct tape over his mouth for his next court appearance. Really. http://goo.gl/KD5fX And don’t worry about…
This should be the worst thing that happens when people disagree with their elected representatives. As reported at www.scotsman.com: Scotland Office minister David Mundell was hit by a pie as he arrived at a private reception yesterday. Mr Mundell, the only Tory MP in Scotland, was in St Andrews, Fife,…
No way this job can be that lucrative. From The Hamilton [Ontario] Spectator police blotter: Jan. 2 – Four men collecting empty beer bottles get into a fight at 10 p.m. in what police say could have been a “turf war” over the lucrative job. A 40-year-old man is stabbed…
Yes, April S. Uwanawich (is The Juice the only one who reads this name and thinks “You Want A Witch?”), was born on 7/7/77. And she is a fortune-teller in Pennsylvania. Just one small problem – it’s against the law. As reported in The Pottstown Mercury: A person is guilty…
It boils down to this: If you want to tax paranormal practitioners in Romania, prepare to become a four-legged animal – if you’re lucky. So maybe that’s an oversimplification, but not by much. As reported by The Independent: Everyone curses the tax man, but Romanian witches angry about having to…
Of course, things are never as simple as they seem. Or, are they? … Per my9tv.com: A New Jersey sixth grader is going before a judge next week. So what did she do? She wrote her name in cement outside of her school. And as Cora-Ann Mihalik explains, the big…
Although The Juice hasn’t been to Idaho, can it be that bad? And has this guy been following current events in Mexico? The drug war isn’t going too well. Regardless, the guy is just trying to get back there. As reported by The Idaho Mountain Express: A man who police…
The threat: “This is going in your permanent record!” The reaction: Most folks just accept it and move on. Another option? Steal it! That’s what former Hillsborough, New Hampshire town administrator Jim Coffey allegedly did. As reported by The Manchester Union Leader: Police Lt. Ian Donovan said Coffey, the former…