Sure, things would go a lot more smoothly for you if you could just pepper spray people who don’t listen to you. But you can’t. Or, can you … Okay, you can, but it’ll cost you, as a Georgia teacher discovered. As reported by 11alive.com: According to a Macon police…
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You Shot The Robot?
Based on this gent’s reaction, it’s a good thing the police sent a robot into the house. As reported by wftv.com: The Brevard County Sheriff’s Office said the robot was sent into the West Melbourne home last week because the homeowner had called his family and said he was going…
Wait. You Mean A Police Dog Can Still Find Me If I’m Just In My Underwear?
Who knew that your undergarments are infused with your scent? Pretty much everyone, except for this woman, who tried to outsmart a police dog by stripping down to her bra and panties before fleeing. As reported by tcpalm.com: A 25-year-old woman found in her bra and panties after a traffic…
So I Can’t Keep The $2,001 Jackpot I Won?
Man goes to Presque Isle Downs & Casino in Pennsylvania. Man plays slots. Man wins $2,001 jackpot. Man can’t keep the jackpot? Nope. And here’s why, per the Erie Times News: The man, 55, had banned himself from the state’s casinos under a Pennsylvania Gaming Control Board self-help program. What…
Montana Legislator Speaks Out Against DUI Laws. Really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl_QNa-bCKc Oh, and guess who owns a bar? You can read more here.
Forger Shows Up For Sentencing With A Doctor’s Note …
Hmm. A woman convicted of forgery appeared in court to receive her sentence. She asked the judge for a postponement due to health reasons, and presented a doctor’s note. Hmm. As reported by the San Luis Obispo Tribune: Michelle Elaine Astumian was free on $45,000 bail and pleaded no contest…
Stay In Luxury, Anywhere, For Free!
How can you stay in a luxury accommodation for free? You can follow this gent’s lead, as reported by The Panama City News Herald: According to the Bay County Sheriff’s Office, the three businesses were approached by a man who claimed to have $20 million to invest in the purchase…
Granny Socks It To Burglars
Burglary is one thing, but punching an elderly woman in the process? Not cool, and in this case, not effective either. Turns out granny can take care of herself, and then some. As reported by thisisnottingham.co.uk: Joan Parmenter, 79, discovered Luke Clay with his brother, Lee Clay, in her front…
Legal? No. Funny? Hell Yeah.
Don’t Tase Me Bro’ – Especially Not There
Think of the last place a man would want to be kicked? Well, the same goes for being tased. Just ask the Arizona police officer who got zapped there. Per The Arizona Daily Star: A Nogales police officer who claims his former sergeant used a Taser on his genitals last…